X-Factor- week 3 RESULTS!!

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May need a new thread soon, so here is one I prepared earlier!

Don't care for booble to be honest

Oh, it's Michael Booblady.

Yawn.

Ooh, do love a bit of Michael Buble!
Maybe he'll balance out whatever Chezza performs tonight.

Buble does the Cher leg-cock.

Tell your MIL its Waggier who works in Tesco - that's right isn't it?

Oh no. I don't get the appeal of this chap. He's no Wanger.

I shouldn't fancy him. I don't really, when I look at his wee chubby face. But he has something that twangs the gusset, like it or not.

Wagner must stay!

Boring.

There's no wonder Cheryl's looking a bit below par, though really, is there?

She looks a darn sight better than I would after having malaria and getting divorced.

Ooh, Boob-lady keeps doing the Cher Lloyd Leg-lift. Wonder if he has Jazz Clag Nuts?

He's hooooooot!

6yo: "Is he made out of soap?"
MIL: "Is he French?"

Bubble this is a rubbish song

I'm going to introduce that leg cock into my walk. It's 'street' apparently and I'm worried I'm losing my street cred.

I get Buble and Jamie Cullum mixed up. Both sort of ersatz Rat Pack type blandroids, right? Which one is married to Sophie Thing?

Yes Sue, I too am getting mild minge twinge.

Haha, Sue. He doesn't strum my pant banjo.

He's dropped a contact lens or something on the floor no? Why the crouching?

Jamie

I suppose he should be good looking. But I can't fancy a man who owes his career to Michael Parkinson.

Which one works at Tesco?

Wagner?

Suppose he's the only remotely entertaining one since Diva Fever went..
But still not feeling it!

Prefer Matt over Buble this evening, not really appreciating this song, like a bit of bland chicken, isn't it?

I normally like him but he is crap tonight. He is not singing live.

Is Booblee miming?

Can't believe Wagner used to be a PE teacher!!! Early retirement Mr W, on the grounds of enobling all the dinner ladies at lunchtime.

I like Katie.

There, said it. I think Brits don't like her cos she's a bit posh.

Bit I like that. Give me a well-spoken pretty girl on TV anyday over rappers...