X-Factor- week 3 RESULTS!!

[Raahh]

May need a new thread soon, so here is one I prepared earlier!

Skirt fallen off backstage again shocker.

Cheerful sort of song isn't it?

Couldn't she afford the rest of the outfit?

Oh God, there's no hope -dds are singing along

Cheryl's extensions are awful

There's a lot of thigh going on, isn't there?

But no actual singing.

BooBoo - I once read an interview with him where he said something about being a bit over-fond of weed.

But he was probably trying to make himself interesting.

Oh look, Cheryl's borrowed Diana Vicker's knickers from last week. I hope she did the sniff test.

Lalalala......is it over yet?

That doesn't even sound like her voice she's miming! Very odd! And a bit dull!

It's a bit Shania Twain.
a.k.a crap

Clearly the stress has led to her forgetting to put on her skirt.

I'm having a Jilly Cooper moment. She's wearing long socks with her bottom hanging out.

She is really really bad.

The stylist should be shot.

Autotune at the very least!

Where are the rank thigh tats?

Oh I think she's live. Or that's a terrible recording
Geraldine, stay strong.

She doesn't even look like she's enjoying herself.

Great wax job, though.

I just saw what she had for lunch.

God, what a BORING song. But, yeah, nice stripey legs.

She has been watching Aiden perform. Some scary eye stuff going on there.

URGH

What do the other judges really think I wonder?

Does Cheryl go everywhere with a wind machine?

Oh no, she divorced him didn't she?

i couldn't hear a tune in that at all.

Am I old???