X-Factor - Week 2!! Musical heroes.....

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After last weeks not very inspiring set list, this week the acts are meant to be singing

John Adeleye - A Song For You (Donny Hathaway)

Storm Lee- Born To Run (Bruce Springsteen)

Mary Byrne: Dusty Springfield?s ?You Don?t Have To Say You Love Me?

One Direction: Kelly Clarkson?s ?My Life Would Suck Without You?

Treyc Cohen: Purple Rain

Katie Waissel - I?d Rather Go Blind (Etta James)

Wagner- Help Yourself (Tom Jones)

Cher Lloyd ? Hard Knock Life (Jay Z)

Paije Richardson ? If I Ain?t Got You (Alicia Keys)

Belle Amie ? ?You Really Got Me?

This is an unconfirmed list. Theme wise, it is as tenuous as last week- is Kelly Clarkson really a musical hero to 5 teenage lads?

Looking forward to Wagner

Oh god that was awful.

. Simon calling Chezza jaffa'd?

rofl at 'your like a singing fly'

Wanger LOL

I like the color celticlassie I want to steal it for my winter cut lol

Oh yes, it was the no limits album. It was dire in hindsight.

My friends and I used to write out the words to no limits to annoy the teacher in RE.

Like the fly comment.

ROFL @ "Louis' vision of a rockstar". So true.

her red hair is awful and makes her look like she has eaten all the pies!

why are they picking on Cheryl?

I really fancied ray too.

a bit of weight on her skinny frame can't be a terrible thing surely?

I loathe his put-on cool US accent. He practically was only on holiday there ffs.

Hi guys. Bit late in, had to go move the car, was parked in next street and loads of bored teens hanging around so wanted it outside when saw there was a space.

ooh he was a bit out of tune wasnt he?

Whats with simon and cheryl?!

i dont like cheryl hair red, she looks like ronald macdonald caught in a rain shower

He is no Bono, regardless of what he thinks in his teeny tiny deluded mind fucking eejit

Casting Creme Gloss in Black Cherry.... Cheryl's probably isn't though

here Tippy

(yes I know its the dm so maybe complete rubbish)

I can't see how reddish hair could make anyone look fat either. But it's all a bit Loreal Home Dye job. Probably in her contract.

So I t usually watch X_factor but DP is out and there's nowt on. Will you talk me through it? There are people and/or groups. They sing songs and get talked at by the folk behind the table. IS that it?

I'm only going to be able to watch til quarter past eight - going to our friends' for dinner. Do you think they'l let me watch it?!!

Storm was shite - his make up looks ridiculous, like a less subtle and far less talented Quentin Crisp.

Agree that Cheryl's ponytail looks like a poo! (there has to be something about her appearance I can insult)

love the yeo valley ad

Not being Bone hardly a bad thing though.
They don't come more annoying than Bono.

Woo- the Yeo Valley Farmers were back!

Minione just go late!!

Today at the gym I saw a (presumably fairly recent) music video with an Italian or Latino looking girl singing a cong that had a bit of 'na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye' in it. It felt like the sort of cover someone on x-factor might do.

How are you feeling?

Going to have another glass of wine and see if it makes them sound any better!!