X-Factor - Week 2!! Musical heroes.....

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After last weeks not very inspiring set list, this week the acts are meant to be singing

John Adeleye - A Song For You (Donny Hathaway)

Storm Lee- Born To Run (Bruce Springsteen)

Mary Byrne: Dusty Springfield?s ?You Don?t Have To Say You Love Me?

One Direction: Kelly Clarkson?s ?My Life Would Suck Without You?

Treyc Cohen: Purple Rain

Katie Waissel - I?d Rather Go Blind (Etta James)

Wagner- Help Yourself (Tom Jones)

Cher Lloyd ? Hard Knock Life (Jay Z)

Paije Richardson ? If I Ain?t Got You (Alicia Keys)

Belle Amie ? ?You Really Got Me?

This is an unconfirmed list. Theme wise, it is as tenuous as last week- is Kelly Clarkson really a musical hero to 5 teenage lads?

Looking forward to Wagner

Oh I don't like it

Red.

Oh Storm. Bruce can pull it off, not sure you can love.

This is dreadful. The beat is all wrong.

Have you heard they have a security guard in their house to stop them all getting up to anything with each other?

In my defence, I was only 12...

I miss the make-up stripe.

Very out of tune

Cheryl's hair looked like a big long poo.

What to say about Storm, what to say.
Ponders.....

Um, nice sparkles?

has it just started? Have I missed much ?

oh jeezus, send in the lions now

I think Storm will end up in a touring production of Rocky Horror.

Really invisible? Would any human alive actually want to shag Wanger then?

Yes, I bet Wagner is beating them off with a stick

that was pish

Yeah. It was dismal.

Yowser :(

Bad karaoke there!

PoorlyConstructed was that the "no no no no no no no no no no there's no limit" ??? lol I had that on a Now that's what I call music tape haha

oooh ouch that was awful

lololol @ Wanger!

What's up with Dannii's eyebrows!?

no Danni, pregnancy ha shrunk your brain dear, he was shite

Cheryl's new hair colour is weirdly aging on her.

Cheryl's pinched my hair colour!

That, for once, acksherly wasn't a typo. I reckon it suits him better.

I really fancied the guy from 2Untalented. His name was Ray.
I shouldn't remember these things