Would you tell your teen you can hear him ...doing what teen boys do....and could he please do it quieter?

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I've posted before about walking in on him and learning to knock before entering his room.

Now the problem is I can hear him in my kitchen because his bedroom's above. So, as I prepare dinner/wash up/generally potter, I hear him wanking.

I know it happens, and they all do it, but I really don't want to hear it.

Tactful approach?

See, crookshanks, since I discovered evidence (shall we say), I no longer change ds's bed. I just said to him, think you're old enough to change your own sheets now. He didn't argue

Crookshanks, don't forget to put your arm down the side of the bed to pick up the crusty tissues

Ah, but Crook, being deaf is no protection at all, my friend.

You will feel the vibrations

at finding sticky sheets and stiff curtains!

Arghh!!! No vibrations! I don't want to know!

I don't get why he seem to find it such hard work. He's done enough research on techniques on the internet to have it hand perfect by now.

oh god

I am pg with a boy,did not have a brother so did not know about this

ugh

I am dreading some aspects of being mum to a boy...

pmsl @ handperfect

You'll be fine CP, you will realise however, that they are a bit like aliens from another planet

rebel - purpleduck/purpledick is an easy mistake to make, and oddly, the Church of England are to blame.

The hymn. That hymn. Let's muster together and sing 'All Things Bright And Beautiful' ..

Also CP, I think easier than girls when hormones kick in. They just stink and grunt rather than bitch.

Yep, and then they discover Lynx deoderant!!

I should add I loathe the smell of Lynx.

As the mother of a nearly 15 year old ds...rofl @ this thread

You've been there Random - I can tell

oh god please don't let me have a boy....or just good sound insulation!

Im in the bang on the ceiling with a sweeping brush camp {grin]

I've got three boys.

eldest one is just a teenager.

I really don't want to think too much about this...

Too late Unknown - now you're here you're officially part of the "wish we hadn't heard our teens wanking club"

In just four years, they'll all be teenagers together.

Note to self: ensure they all know how to wash their own bedding by then.

Lordy, DS1 actually sorted his own bedding out a couple of weeks ago...

leave a box of tissues outside bedroom door with a note saying 'thought you might need these'

Ds actually asked ages ago for a box of tissues for his room, it took a mighty big combined effort for me and dh not to burst into gales of laughter!
I just discreetly left a pack outside his room, couldn't face actually handing them to him.

DP thought Desi's post was very very funny.