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If anyone has access to or influence over Sarah Brown

142 replies

purplepeony · 30/04/2010 22:44

please tell her to cover her knees.

(Sarah if you are lurking, please read.)

Yes, I know this is bitchy but I feel embarrassed for her; she does not have good legs and the dresses she has worn this week show too much knee, by at least 3 inches.

Who daren't tell her?

And her colours today- navy dress, black jacket(?) beige shoes and what looks like a white handbag.

I am avidly interested in the substance not just the style of politics, but please- these people have advisors and she was in PR- will someone please tell her?

OP posts:
BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/04/2010 22:45

ffs

Molesworth · 30/04/2010 22:46

ffs indeed

serin · 30/04/2010 22:48

Are you SamCam peony ?

BoffinMum · 30/04/2010 22:51

I am less concerned with her knees and more concerned with the fact her husband appears to need a female minder trekking around the country with him at all times looking immaculate and wifely. What century are we frigging well living in? If she's so keen on politics why isn't she standing for election herself?

OhYouBadBadKitten · 30/04/2010 23:02
TheCrackFox · 30/04/2010 23:05

I think she has quite nice legs - not that it really matters.

I do worry that GB can't leave the house without his fulltime carer wife. Very odd.

purplepeony · 01/05/2010 08:28

I think he regards her as an "asset" to tone down his grumpiness when meeting the bigots.

I have nothing against her personally, except her politics, but It just amazes me that people who are in the public eye do not seem to have anyone to give them a once-over and a bit of honest advice. Like a best friend would.
Her legs above the knee are awful- like Cherie Blair's were. At 45 she ought to be covering them up and wearing her dresses a few inches longer. I just feel embarrassed for her.

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animula · 01/05/2010 09:15

Purplepeony - I'm totally going to give your post the benefit of the doubt, and assume good will in your intentions.

Yes, there is a ridiculous image thing going on with the "politicians wives" BUT

We, particularly we women of mumsnet, have a heavy duty upon our shoulders, we are the army of resistance. We have to refuse the role allotted to us - as judges of this image of womanhood/femininity and its implicit degradation of politics.

We have to resist - actively resist - the allure of this stupidity. To call it by the name of stupidity. And to fight it back - publicly - and in the battleground of our own heads.

There are many, many reasons for this resistance.

The first is that it impacts on US. We, women, are still fighting for the right NOT to be judged on our appearance/by how well we achieve that slippery, tiresome beast "femininity".

We have to have the right to look actually downright ugly sometimes - because we have other important attributes.

Heck, i love clothes, and looking nice - but it's a game - there is other stuff, and when I'm doing other stuff, I don't want my shoe-choice coming into the equation.

Another reason is that this is targetted at us - women- mumsnetters - and it's f*ing patronising. They - the political marketers - obviously think we're a bit dim. Let's prove we're not.

A last reason is that it absolutely reduces the political sphere - in many ways - it "dumbs it down" to use a popular phrase. And we must resist that.

So, purplepeony - I can assume you're coming from a well-intentioned place - perhaps picking up on the importnace all of this is assuming - but I say to you - It Is A Battleground - Resist.

Bonsoir · 01/05/2010 09:26

purplepeony is right. Flashing ugly knees shows a distinct lack of judgement. We want our politicians and their partners to have bags of good judgement...

AitchTwoZone · 01/05/2010 09:29

great post, animula. bonsoir and purplepeony, i despair...

moondog · 01/05/2010 09:32

She has got bad legs.
If one has a body part that isn't so great, it needs to be disguised or covered-this applies whatever age or sex you are (yes, 12 year old fattie, wobbling down ---- high street yesterday in silver shorts and croptop. I am talking to you.)
That isn't an attack on womanhood or somnething that needs to be interpreted in some mad anthropological/political fashion.
It just is the case.

However, it has to be said that she looks significantly better all round than she did about a year ago.

moondog · 01/05/2010 09:34

And is same vein, I was reading Torygraph last night and wincing at Boris Johnston. He's a mess-razorburn, bad skin, fat, terible clothes, awful haircut.

As Nicky Haslam once said (and it is the only comment of his I have ever treated seriously as he is a knob), looking good isn't shallow and selfish.

Looking not good is the shallow and selfish thing to do-imposing that ugliness on others.

AitchTwoZone · 01/05/2010 09:36

beyonce has fat knees, moondog. should she take up the maxi forevermore?

as for quoting nicky haslam... lololol. he hates everyone, dahling.

brennannbooth · 01/05/2010 09:38

should Gordon wear an eye-patch then?

moondog · 01/05/2010 09:41

I can't think I have ever scrutinised Beyonce's body closely, but her knees can't be that bad as i seem to recall her looking fine in some skimpy outfits.

Should he wear an eyepatch? Eh?
I don't perceive him to have ugly eyes.

AitchTwoZone · 01/05/2010 09:45

i think david cameron should grow a moustache to cover his lack of an upper lip.

RubysReturn · 01/05/2010 09:45

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brennannbooth · 01/05/2010 09:45

That's the thing about perception - GB has one eye that doesn't work properly due to an accident when young and some people would consider it ugly. I don't perceive SB's knees to be ugly. I think SB has a right to display them if she wishes as they are a normal body part to display in our society.

moondog · 01/05/2010 09:46

Covering an eye is more of an issue ('OMG, he is wearing an eyepatch!') than covering knees which noone would notice or comment on anyway, as a perfectly normal thing to do.

As I said, we all have a duty to look our best.

AitchTwoZone · 01/05/2010 09:46

thing is, you know, this is such a cunty OP given that SB uses this site. i mean, pp, couldn't you just have thought, 'no, i actually won't post, because it's mean and nasty and might make another human being feel shite?'

brennannbooth · 01/05/2010 09:50

I don't think SB has a duty at all here, she could quite rightfully be sat at home in a dressing gown MNetting just like me.

grapeandlemon · 01/05/2010 09:50

I agree with OP - she has shocking legs and should wear something more flattering, lower the hem.

Before the flaming starts she is in the public eye like it or not, she needs to be mindful of what she wears.

moondog · 01/05/2010 09:52

What do you mean 'uses' this site???

Firstly, the term 'uses' suggests an air of gravitas which I find ridiculous. 'Dips in' perhaps but uses?

Secondly, do you not think that, less than a week to go until the election, she has mor important things to worry about than giving holiday 'survival tips', buying ankle boots from New Look and knowing what people think of her knees.

Thirdly, if we are to consider that X, Y or Z maybe reading and modify posts accordingly, where does that leave us?
Best not cast aspersions on shop assistants because they use MN.
Ooh, and how about teachers?
Don't forget petrol pump attendants.
Hey, what about Angela Merkel and Hillary Clinto and whatshername.....her with the funny voice..Ruth Kelly!

I really take issue with all this unconditional love and support we are supposed to demonstrate because we are all wimmin together.

She has bad knees.
Period.

Bonsoir · 01/05/2010 09:52

Dressing to put your very best body parts en valeur is a pretty useful PR skill. Maybe SB could enlist the help of a French stylist - the concept of mise en valeur is much better understood in France than in the UK.

Molesworth · 01/05/2010 09:53

Great post animula, great post.

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