Is this too much for a first date?

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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Summer-Elegant-Fashionable-Teenager/dp/B0D6H1MX84

This has to be the worst skirt imaginable! 😆😆😆

I can't see any mention of size. Or is it one size fits all?

I’d scare the horses if I went out in one of those. Or I’d be worried that a dog would have a nip of my sagging buttock as I walked past. Although if I arranged things properly it might just hold them up a bit more.

I'd need two- one for each cheek 🤣

I knew a woman who would come to toddler groups wearing stuff like this. Once she had no knickers on and kept bending over. We all thought she had me mental health problems. Now I realise she was just ahead of her time! Sorry Anne!

Are you joking?!

That's not for any date! That's for the bedroom only...

Most bum cracks are roughly the same size aren't they? (Asking for a friend).

The bare cheek of it!!!!! And it's unavailable surprise surprise!!!!!

It's fine, so long as you explain to your date that you're menopausal and need a bit of ventilation.

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That's because I bought all the stock!

That’s just selfish. I wanted to wear it to my DC baptism

I know... gutted

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You can't be serious. Denim? To a baptism?

Fashionable?

The baby Jesus was often dressed in denim dungarees. It’s in the bible

Is this a joke or are you on the game!!??

I wonder if they make a version for men for the meat and two veg to hang free?

I think this would be an excellent choice for a first date. I tested it out by wearing it the local weatherspoons at 10am and I had 12 offers of first dates.

At least they had pants on!! On hols atm and girl had one on with no knickers 🫣She did have her false eyelashes on though 🤔

Must have been in his genes!

Just a line of appreciation for the brilliant thread title 😂

That is absolutely horrifying , to think of all the times my dad used to complain about my skirts being too short … if he’d seen me in something like this 🤣🤣🤣

I believe you need to find one with less coverage lol 100% that’s too covered!!! Enjoy your first and last date !!