Is this too much for a first date?

[eyeballer]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Summer-Elegant-Fashionable-Teenager/dp/B0D6H1MX84

This has to be the worst skirt imaginable! 😆😆😆

@limetrees32
Be careful when he says “Open wide”

I have a job interview coming up, this is just the thing!

Jesus fucking Christ, it mentions elegant and teenager in the description. 😵‍💫

Yes, first impressions count so this is perfect

Denim’s a bit uncouth for a first date, OP.

More second date wear I would say. You could upcycle an old skirt and use the two cut out patches to make a bikini style top.

Shame it's unavailable, I've set a notification for restocks.

In the "Top Highlights":
"Material composition: Cowboy"

You can't get higher quality than that. I love the feeling of cowboy against my skin.

I don't know about first date but it's exactly what I need for my pregnant sweaty arse atm 😂

It's the 'you may also like...' underneath that really gets me. Apparently after perusing this (& finding out it's out of stock) I might like an A-line knee length denim Roman skirt. An obvious next step

Also pondering the underwear options... Does this mean the 2025 'Full Bush' fashion is over or are the two compatible? It'd be quite a bold look, especially on a first date.

fashionmagazine.com/style/skims-thong-full-bush-fashion/

Oh my eyes! I truly hope I never see one of those in the (acres of) flesh!

Oh my this would be perfect for the very short, very wide and very middle aged lady i saw in town the other day, she was wearing those black pant shorts pulled right up the crack of her arse, these would go so well with her grey white fox hoodie.

Will it qualify for the dress code at Royal Ascot do you think?

Cowboy style, imagine the saddle sores wearing that, very chapped chaps

Is that American cowboy or Australian though? Big difference

Reminds me of the gentleman in the little red shorts during Pride week at the Yumbo centre in Gran Canaria - in my naive little world I had no idea such things existed let alone be worn in public!!!!

Cut out at the front too.. it would really accentuate my c-section overhang!

Classy. That would really tell an interviewer that you meant business too.

This will raise my sons eyebrows when he sees the browsing history on our shared Amazon account

Don't get the chair stuck to your bum though?

Easily avoided by covering your whole body with copious amounts of baby oil before putting it on. Job done and shows you have initiative too.

Ughhhhhhhh 🤮🤮🤮

I'd wear it for a job interview.

I wondered if the patches were actually nude material…

The description also mentions teenagers. Can you imagine any parent letting their teenage daughter leave the house in that garment?