Is this too much for a first date?

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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Summer-Elegant-Fashionable-Teenager/dp/B0D6H1MX84

This has to be the worst skirt imaginable! 😆😆😆

According to many people on here that would be more suitable for a wedding than anything with the merest smidgen of white in. Or black. Or red and I think green has been mentioned too. Arse flesh on display feels like a safer choice!

This just has to be fetish-wear… right??🤣

This just has to be fetish-wear… right??🤣

I think saying it is fashion is just wrong.

Your having a laugh 😉

Does your son have a wedding coming up by any chance?

After clicking that link I am now scared of what my algorithm and Amazon suggested items are going to be now.

Too much?!

its not enough 🥴🤣🤣

Isn't Oxford Uni lecturer approved wear?

I like it. Imagine the tan lines.

• 🌷 Occasion:Suitable for semi-formal or formal occasions, such as weddings, business events, important reminders, receptions, appointments, etcfor a walk, suitable for everyday wear / lounging around the house / errands / travel / work / shopping / street / party / date / sister outfits.

Thanks to my northern blood there would be more than a hint of white if I were to wear it.

I do wonder where all this will end up. Our great-grandmothers were daring to show an ankle but we can buy things like this? Will we all just wear string underwear out soon with balls and flaps hanging either side of it, or just nothing at all?

Shame it doesn't come in other colours. I don't like light denim.

Definitely want good SPF.

Damn. I'm worried about my Amaz0n suggestions going forwards. I think it would work best for someone who has a W tattooed on each bum cheek. Thanks OP.

I’m loving the AI questions at the bottom
”Can I wear it in the autumn?” “does it have pockets?” …sure, those are absolutely the first questions that spring to mind 😀😀

Things aren't as pert as they once were. Do they have one with the holes lower down perhaps?

Yes, I want an outfit that’s not too frumpy, and this seems to be the one !

So funny.

Also…

• 🌷Design: Fashion vintage, slim fit, elastic solid color, comfortable stretch, loose, casual, medium thickness is great for autumn, winter and early spring.

Perfect for Autumn, winter and Spring, but not summer?🤔

Perfect for Autumn, winter and Spring, but not summer?

Think of the sunburn risk …

I'm not sure what pants you could wear with this so maybe that won't be an issue?

Definitely says “old money and classy to me!

This obviously would be worn by women who are absolutely desperate for male attention, and they would probably get it, dressed in this small piece of denim, but it would be a quick sh*g and away!!!

Glad to see that it’s suitable for appointments. I snapped one up to wear to the dentist next week.