Shall I try and de influence you all on Vogue?
Please take in the spirit intended I know some of you really want it and that's fine really😂😘
Products that are in so many beauty boxes/gwp - you all surely must own them already.
Charlotte Tilbury wand - Daahlings please, Charlotte is almost chucking these around the streets for free at this point.
Champo serum - this and other hair gain products are going to be the new lash serum very soon. Not very Vogue is it?
Votary Face Oil - Liberty will absolutely send one of these your way in a beauty edit soon. If BBC mystery bags don't get to you first.
Nuxe dry oil - Have Next or M&S ever done an edit that doesn't contain this? I think not!
Verden Sleep Mist - See also future Liberty edit coming your way.
SOJ Beija Flor body cream - I know it's a larger size but do I really need to say more? Do I?
Sam McKnight balm - not heard great things about the scent on this. Absolutely will show up in an edit or five.
Inflated cost items
BoJ and Biodance products - you could get these on incredibly good offers via any korean site especially during a discount week. You all already know this.
Just no!
Isamaya fancy gua sha - Of course you'll use it religiously every night. We definitely believe you on that...
Discotheque perfume - I know scent is subjective but I got this in the CB stocking and to be blunt I thought it smelt of nightclub urinals.
2 x fancy hair clips - You already have 10 claw clips don't you? I know I do, and how many of you already have the french pin from the SNK calendar or edit earlier in the year?
Digital Vogue subscription - You'll definitely read this. Totally. Probably nightly whilst using that fancy gua sha.
Moschino Key chain - You'll sell this on Vinted. Someone will haggle you down to a fiver then claim it's fake. Vinted will side with them, you'll lose the paltry fiver and get your account banned.
The good and not so bad
Necklace
Bracelet
Beanie
Sleepmask - could easily be in the above category but I like a sleep mask so I'll give it a narrow pass.
Candle
La Mer cream x 2
CM Finishing spray
LM Primer
Surrat eyeshadow
Ilia Multi stick
Vieve Mascara (with the caveat this is a new product but could easily see it as a beauty edit darling of 2026)
Lisa Eldridge eyeliner - narrowly escapes the first category because it's LE but it is just eyeliner.