OK then. Here are 12 lies for you 😃
It's straight and boring.
Everyone has a sequined skirt.
Silver will restrict the colours you can wear it with.
Because it's shiny, it will show up every spare gram of fat.
You'll only be able to wear it at night so it's not value for money.
If some idiot throws up over it in a bar, you won't be able to wash it and it will stink for ever. (This one's true.)
Your mum will hate it.
Your dog will chew it.
If you go to Birmingham, it will attract rats.
It will snag your underwear.
It will shed sequins and everyone will know where you have been.
It will rustle when you walk and annoy your neighbours.