How old do I look?

[MaryofTeck]

Be honest

I haven't had my eyebrows or lips done. Hard to believe, I know.

You're a fine looking woman considering you must have been dead for about seventy years or so. No offence.

HOT

Have you been somehow cryogenically frozen?

None taken, dear. I've just been relaxing at Balmoral.

I don't know if you've been to Balmoral in the winter, sleeping in an unheated room, it's virtually the same.

That necklace covers any possible turkey neck, where's it from? I'd say you look about 24

That quite made me blush! A title and land for you.

Do the rest of the family know that? They might be in for a bit of a shock.

73

178, but you’ve had a lot of work done.

Thank you 🙏. The necklaces are a mixture of bequest, and some I got at a knockdown price from Russian relatives who needed the dosh.

The way you're so on trend really helps as well

😘 just the usual, teeeny bit of Botox, eyebrow work and of course industrial strength hair setting lotion.

I'm in the east wing, they never go there.

Thank you! I saw on This Morning that layered necklaces are in.

Kindly, you could do with a bit of blush.

Other than that, I'd say 54?

your skin is in excellent condition one thing that points towards being older than 24 are the low earlobes, too many years of wearing heavy earrings.
strong resemblance to the queen.

Ccccoooooooolllllddddd......

This is brilliant, love it ! And you look no older than 45

Lady Louise, you are about 22 and must stop dressing up like your great, great grandmother, even though you are very like her indeed.

Thank you. Can you recommend a blush? Anything I can get at Superdrug?

well you look ok but you’re definitely starting to smell a bit off 🤢

😂😂

No dear, it's just the L'Aimant.