How old do I look?

[MaryofTeck]

Be honest

Free access to the Crown Jewels for you! x

Ooh ta, I've actually got a big event coming up

Molly Mae gives great recommendations on her channel.

I believe her channel is called Madame Molly Mae and you can find it online "Ye Olde Thou Tube"

I think you need to understand that this is Mumsnet so you should be clutching those pearls 😉

Do you know of any treatment? I'm not giving up the heavy earrings.

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did the ' original ' Op ever give her age ?

I've heard a Miss Kylie Jenner does good makeup. Anyone recommend?

25. Looking fire girl

😘 Governorship of the Bahamas for you x

Well you look older than me and I feel about 95. So 100?

I use lube for lobes. A bit pricy but it's worth the money. I have the lobes of an eighteen year old now!

I do. She does a nice silver glittery eyeshadow made of mercury and a mascara made with belladonna extract.

My face started falling off a few years ago but I looked great while it lasted!

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I want to know this too!

You could be anything from 13 to 196, it's hard to tell,

I think you should have some fillers around your nose though, just to freshen you up a bit.

Why do you have a part of your fringe hanging down in the middle of your forehead, do you have a secret receding hairline?

Where can one get these fillers? Can one wear heavy foundation on top? Will it look ok under the lights when clubbing in Ibiza?

I always seem to get you two muddled up.

Are you Bracket or Hinge?

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21!!

Teck, dear. Although those ladies are so funny! They remind me of our dear Danish cousins.

Governorship of St Kitts and Nevis for you! x

I’m on my laptop and it’s obvious to me you are using a filter. Just saying.