Would you think these are tacky? Wedding shoes

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I've been asked this and I'm not happy about giving my answer ... Would you wear these to your own wedding?

Nope not nice

Honestly - I think they're so bad, they're good, someone who was known for having a deadpan sense of humour or is very cool and a bit older could get away with them. It's about the bride's personality and how she wears them.

Each to their own but they’re not to my taste.

Wifey, ok, whatever. For lifey? Surely that’s the kiss of death to the marriage before it’s even begun? A bit like having your partners name tattooed on you, then within 6 months you hate each other and you’re booking in for a cover up.

I can't decide if charging people £460 for those is peak capitalism or emperor's new clothes.

Awful

No. But, if the bride wants ti, that's their choice.

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Eurgh no

Don't like the colour, the slogan is tacky af and I walk better in a slight heel than I would in something as flat as that

I’ve never ever ever hear someone say -‘oo the brides shoes were amazing!’ After a wedding!

Likely no one will even see the shoe pending on the dress.

100% agree with this comprehensive takedown

It's the same people that wear those cringe wifey and hubby jumpers. I always feel sorry for the husbands forced to wear them. Just horrendous.

Not tacky as such but I wouldn't choose them, no.

If you follow the link to the official website upthread, you will also note that they appear to be made from sweaty, blister inducing jelly shoe materials around the strap area 🤮. That needs to be added to the comprehensive list of reasons why they are bloody vile!

The End is nigh.

Mrs Hinch, Essex style huns would love these,

Absolutely repulsive.

Jeez
Just no.

I wouldn’t, but I reckon someone with an eccentric personality could carry them off.

God no. Although I did initially think they said 'witch for life'. Now those I would wear.

Burn them immediately. God lord they are horrible.

*good lord

Ironically the Wifey for Lifey will probably be a Divorcee very Shortlee.

It's not my cup of tea. I like a little elegance for a wedding

Laughing at all the horror at "Wifey"

I'm Aberdonian, and here, and the surrounding areas, any adult woman is a "wifey" Usually spelled "Wifie" though

That's true. You can of course simultaneously be "a wifie" and "[insert father's first name']s quine" no matter how old a "quine" you might be.