I have a gig lined up for the beginning of next month - I need something to wear

[SheikYerbouti]

It's quit a big folk gig (normally do ones on a small scale and am there as background noise)

This time I am part of a band and all eyes will be on us

Anyway, I want something nice to wear. Not trousers because they make me look stumpy.

I am 5ft 1, built like a badlt tied sack of spuds, reddy, blondey browny hair. Have big bazookas. I am playing the cello, so it needs to be something that allows me to, ahme, open my legs.

Will see a lot of old faces there - I don;t want them to think I have gorn off.

shorts

www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B0012C13OM/sr=1-9/qid=1204990571/ref=sr_1_9/026-3059310-0092432?i e=UTF8&node=&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=wide%20leg%20trousers&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=n%3A42966030%2C k%3Awide%20leg%20trousers%2Cn%3A42967030%2Cp%5F93%3AStandard%20Short%2Cp%5F94%3AWide%20Leg%2Cp%5F10% 3ABlack&page=1

but i want stretch floppy really

these are gorgeous

I just can't ever find kecks to suit me.

They always cling round my big wobbly thunder thighs.

sateen wide leg

go and buy load and try on at hom
floppy wide leg trousers

then silky camisole or some such

then wrap( i haev a fab omne from kew) tied underbust to empahssise

OK now bear with me

velvet trousers VERY flattering

and they hang nice etc et cet c

Something like these?

more velvet

trust me. i had a pair once and i wore them to every single night out/do where i had no idea what else to wear. dead comfy and flattering

please don;t make me wear trousers

yes and fab sttement jewllery

for gods sake

jackie they are fab

for the first time in my life i wish i lived in Bath

cod ar you near?

(agree with nailpolish too - velvet trousers good, but could be hot?).

Some good stuff in the Ghost sale, tbh.

www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B000IZFSMM/sr=1-2/qid=1204990863/ref=sr_1_2/026-3059310-0092432?i e=UTF8&node=42966030&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=stretch%20trousers&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=&page=

usual marks disclaimer

I like those Marks and Sparks trousers.

I should go and try some on. I just worry abouyt my flabby belly hanging over the top of them and ripping them with my arse (I'm in BAD shape)

jaeger have a good sale too right now

yes i wodnered if hot - but she is static so maybe ok

well buy abigger zise then you daft mare

cod i be t they are nice but JESUS that photo...

yes i know
we eed to think about the material and how they hang

i got my mil to buy a pari and GOD she looked great
but wont wear them

What about a really nice skirt? [safe]

HAHAHAHA! click ont he " mushroom" colour optuona d look at the model

imagine " oh these are my mushroom trousers"

fuck off