I have a gig lined up for the beginning of next month - I need something to wear

[SheikYerbouti]

It's quit a big folk gig (normally do ones on a small scale and am there as background noise)

This time I am part of a band and all eyes will be on us

Anyway, I want something nice to wear. Not trousers because they make me look stumpy.

I am 5ft 1, built like a badlt tied sack of spuds, reddy, blondey browny hair. Have big bazookas. I am playing the cello, so it needs to be something that allows me to, ahme, open my legs.

Will see a lot of old faces there - I don;t want them to think I have gorn off.

sheik is an ugly woman though
god knwo who we will find anything to suit that face

lol at wooly scarf and leggings.

yeah, stripey ones.

i am short too
i am guessing she is wearing tapered trousers thast why she looks stumpy

go for bootcut sweetie and WEAR HIGH HEELS

for the cello your legs have to very open m'dear so either trousers or a long skirt

cop out dress is lovely.
i liked most of the cop out dresses on that thread tho.

maybe im just a born cop out... or maybe i just have inherit understaed class? nah, prob the former

naily you are so right. tapered trews are the devils work

this

sheik is a minger
farking ugly minger/

, sighs

oh no
she wants sleek and up to date not droopy loopy

naily - bleurgh. donlikethat

lol cod. she aint rising to it

bootcut different length troos here

dare ya to get the white anes

this then

oi dont like it either btw

agh!

also comes oin grey

no no no
i think slim line torusers/leggings
platformy heels?boots
adn a dress/top

Went opff tom play bvello

Fit of inspiation

I won;t touch it now for weeks.

Anyway - I don;t like tres because I have BIG thighs. Like thighs I could murder soeone with (either through cushing them or through shock atn thioer bigness and mingingness)

Ok in skirts, but skirt can't be too toght because off the need to have legs open

Can't do long tops becasuse they either hang off boobs or make me look 6 months pregnant.

you just havent got the right top
you are near me arent you?
i can shop FOR you

And I last wore tapered trousers in 1987 - aloing with sweater with shoulder pads in [boak] Cheeky farker

or ill set 100 times on you

oh fgs cod and BOT its playing the cello not a fashion parade

In Bath, cod

you just need to fidn the right troos sheik

go to principles petite etc and try on the trousers

Also needs be e long sleeved or with carigan because have arms like a dinner lady's that wobble uncontrollably when I do vibnrato

ok the right trousers
am htinking floppy and maybe even jersey stretch palazzo style
over cool coloured ballet shoes

then a silevry top wiht a chic balck wrap over it