Brit Awards Red Carpet- my god in heaven

[AngeloMysterioso]

Apologies for the Daily Fail link but there are too many utter horror shows for me to copy and paste individually…

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11739783/BRIT-Awards-2023-Celebrities-arrive-star-studded-red-carpet.html

Lewis capaldi looks like some nan has accidentally stumbled onto the red carpet.

I dont know who Amanda dimoldenburg is but her dress is beautiful. 10/10

There was a lot to look at, am not going back to recheck. From memory:

Maya looks great - I think she’d look good in anything though.

Jodie Turner-Smith looks stunning.

Lizzo’s outfit is not one I’d chose for myself! But she totally pulls it off. She’s beautiful.

Mollie King - there’s something not quite right about her dress, but she still looks great. I miss her on the radio, she has the most infectious laugh!

Harry Styles - too try hard, boring.

Sam Smith - yawn

I agree with someone upthread - the lighting looks weird in so many shots (not that it excuses sone of the choices). So many of the outfits look like really chap material etc.

Michelle Visage - I don’t like her outfit, but I do think she’s always got a strong look and is a very striking woman.

So many of the mens’ suits look awful - really bad fitting.

Having said all that, they all look better than me in my comfy pyjamas tonight 🤣

Lewis Capaldi's jacket reminded me of toned down version of Gram Parson's Nudie suit.

Lewis Capaldi did however look better than many, many others.

www.billboard.com/music/features/nudie-suits-fashion-comeback-history-gram-parsons-tex-williams-7341658/amp/

@AngeloMysterioso actually he's been engaged to me since 1996

It is a terrible thing to be as plain as a pikestaff and crave attention.

As your face won't turn heads, the only thing you can do is flash your arse or your tits.

sadly, as more and more do this-we can't be far away from the first one to go totally naked with a 20 foot feather sticking out of their anus-then even that option will be closed down.

It will be just one more tit or arse exposed and no-one will care.

Tragic!

Some of these outfits look like design fails from an over enthusiastic costume designer from a past Star Trek series.

Whilst adding in the Squidward walking sound effect …

Mutya seems to have had a lot of work done on her face. Looking forward to their new music.

Literally made my night this thread I don’t know who most of these people are but some of the comments are genious

Lizzo is a queen though and did you see her dancers tonight? 👑👑

if he ever does something wrong. i do NOT WANT to see it on here or anywhere ever please 😊

i no people will come at me becasue "there is just something about sam smith " that people dont like but i think from the outifts we have seen that we cant go at him so much. i know i know his was something esle. but in comparison to others. not just in shape.but in showing tits.in the material in the show of it fits of it. im sorry some were so out there.
this isnt just a sam thing. this is everyone doing it to their own degrees.
and each to their own but there you go onto these awards and wnat to go see the beautifuk gowns,outfits or what money can buy type glory. but these were just.different?
maybe im old and this is the fashion now.
and yes im am trying not to be cruel because each to their own and i want everyone to be able to be themselves.

I liked the Wet Leg outfits. Think that’s their name.

Sam Smith's praying mantis outfit gave me a much needed giggle.

Apart from a handful I thought they looked great. Lizzo looks beautiful.

Lizzo is the only one who seemed to look genuinely happy and beautiful. I love her.

Stormzy hot as all hell.

Harry Styles just always effortless for me. He was happy and looked groovy.

So much stupidity otherwise. And Sam smith looked neither happy, or comfortable. But Sam smith never does. It's like a desperation to be different rather than something natural.

What's with the fails obsessions with the word "busty" too. Yeah women have boobs.

What a vile display of mostly cheap looking tat, with a few honourable exceptions.

😂😂

bahahaha yes!

A used condom with a case of herpes on the side?

Genuis! 😂

Oh someone should have popped Sam Smith. That would have been fun eh!!! 😉

I just showed DD (9) Sam Smith and she said "he must have knocked loads of people over"

Lizzo's performance was brilliant and I loved her in her pink outfit. She's fab!

ALL the women who wore dresses / jumpsuits/ suits without bits missing looked lovely; classy, tasteful, confident. Lizzo, the red/white/blue jump suit, s club 7. Stormzy.
All the people in fancy dress bandage / bondage inspired costumes or with their tits on show looked a state, just desperate and the opposite of confident or ‘empowered’ or whatever nonsense they justified their attention seeking with. Except Jodie Taylor swift who looked like a divine, otherworldly goddess; extraordinarily beautiful.
The rest looked like my Brownies when they used to do have fun doing a bin bag fashion show, back in the days when we didn’t worry about wasting plastic.
And the exposed baby bumps give me the hebee gebees in an I hope they’re not tempting fate way. Too much can go wrong to show off about pregnancy. Not saying women shouldn’t be happy or proud to be pregnant or disguise their bumps but the outfits pictured just make me think that I hope all goes well for these women.

If only that was the sole bad thing about the Brit awards.