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Brit Awards Red Carpet- my god in heaven

411 replies

AngeloMysterioso · 11/02/2023 21:01

Apologies for the Daily Fail link but there are too many utter horror shows for me to copy and paste individually…

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11739783/BRIT-Awards-2023-Celebrities-arrive-star-studded-red-carpet.html

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JaneJeffer · 12/02/2023 01:01

It's a bit Sabrina The Teenage Witch @ilo

AngeloMysterioso · 12/02/2023 01:03

BarmyArmy22 · 12/02/2023 00:56

I don't know who Jodie Turner-Smith is but her eye-make up is beautiful, she's a stunner.

She’s married to the lovely lovely Joshua Jackson, and he was supposed to marry me, so I hate her on principle.

But yes, she is quite the beauty. Sigh.

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CuriousMama · 12/02/2023 01:08

It's like they've got to the last pages of everything a fiver dot com and thought fuck it. Apart from the balloons and tyres. No idea where they got them.

JaneJeffer · 12/02/2023 01:09

AngeloMysterioso · 11/02/2023 21:58

Lizzo’s dress was inspired by the slime-spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park

Reminds me of a Ferrero Rocher wrapper. She looks lovely though.

Lillipops · 12/02/2023 01:12

I used to love Sam and his music, dreamed about seeing him in concert but seriously WTF?! there's literally ideas of satanic rituals all over him these days. Too far out. Can't cope. Loved him before. Not sure what planet he is on!

BarmyArmy22 · 12/02/2023 01:13

Oh no, I continued down the the link further to see Ashnikko (whoever they are?!) dressed in what appears to be the BFGs condom.

There's about 3 bare baby bumps protuding out, yes ladies we know you are pregnant. It's chilly, get your big stretchy pants on & keep toasty.

Lillipops · 12/02/2023 01:13

Also Lizzo looked fabulous

JaneJeffer · 12/02/2023 01:15

Lillipops · 12/02/2023 01:12

I used to love Sam and his music, dreamed about seeing him in concert but seriously WTF?! there's literally ideas of satanic rituals all over him these days. Too far out. Can't cope. Loved him before. Not sure what planet he is on!

Don't overthink it. I think Sam is hilarious.

JaneJeffer · 12/02/2023 01:17

I thought the bumps might be a little message about gender woo?

Moomoola · 12/02/2023 01:19

I like Amelia and the lady on the last page in black. They both look classy and intelligent. Not at all sure showing all you’ve got is either. Why do women think they have to show quite so much of their bodies and look desperately sexy? Where’s all the men with the thigh high slit trousers and bare chests desperately pouting to look sexy for us?
grumble grumble!

Moomoola · 12/02/2023 01:20

Mind you if I tried to shag Sam, I’d bounce right off!

Lillipops · 12/02/2023 01:23

@JaneJeffer nope it's grim. Don't like it. Happy for them to be happy and express themselves but it's too much

aonbharr · 12/02/2023 01:26

JaneJeffer · 12/02/2023 00:47

You need to watch Sam Smith walking to get the full effect Grin

😂true!

Christmascracker0 · 12/02/2023 01:27

Moomoola · 12/02/2023 01:19

I like Amelia and the lady on the last page in black. They both look classy and intelligent. Not at all sure showing all you’ve got is either. Why do women think they have to show quite so much of their bodies and look desperately sexy? Where’s all the men with the thigh high slit trousers and bare chests desperately pouting to look sexy for us?
grumble grumble!

There were two lovely Magic Mike dancers on stage with Salma Hayek if you want some eye candy 😆 but other than them and Harry Styles with his nips out (again) that was it!

Brit Awards Red Carpet- my god in heaven
JaneJeffer · 12/02/2023 01:29

Lillipops · 12/02/2023 01:23

@JaneJeffer nope it's grim. Don't like it. Happy for them to be happy and express themselves but it's too much

Fair enough but I think Sam is mild compared to the satanic imagery in a lot of American artist's videos.

aonbharr · 12/02/2023 01:29

Moomoola · 12/02/2023 01:20

Mind you if I tried to shag Sam, I’d bounce right off!

christ @Moomoola that comment just gives horrific mental images.

PousseyNotMoira · 12/02/2023 01:34

She is so beautiful. Every photo I have ever seen of her. Just unbelievable looking.

Brit Awards Red Carpet- my god in heaven
MarshaMelrose · 12/02/2023 01:39

theleafandnotthetree · 12/02/2023 00:49

I guess I'll just have to live with my apparent hatelfulness 🙄

I'm with you, leaf. Someone walking down the street, just going about their business, I wouldn't dream of saying a thing. Putting yourself deliberately on display to make the front pages, you're going to get critiqued. If your bits aren't looking that good, don't show them. And, honestly, they're not looking good. She needs a good, supportive bra and her midriff covering. She has a great figure, so show it to its best, not to its worst. Get some class.

Nightesonhorseback · 12/02/2023 01:43

@HeddaGarbled and @SpringyChicken

You have made my day, night and my weekend 😀😄😄😄😄😄

MrsTerryPratchett · 12/02/2023 01:46

Don't overthink it. I think Sam is hilarious.

It's all a laugh until women's categories disappear because of ridiculous pouting and whining.

Carlycat · 12/02/2023 01:58

Fairislefandango · 11/02/2023 23:13

Good lord - is there anyone in the whole world more irritating than Sam Smith?

NOPE 🤡

Carlycat · 12/02/2023 01:59

MorganKitten · 11/02/2023 22:51

Yeah let’s totally bash people wearing something different or what they’ll feel comfortable in, let’s not think of the body confidence they might inspire in others.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Carlycat · 12/02/2023 02:01

Moomoola · 12/02/2023 01:20

Mind you if I tried to shag Sam, I’d bounce right off!

Would anyone shag Sam?! 🤮

thirdfiddle · 12/02/2023 02:02

I don't usually look at style threads, but curious to know the context for Sam Smith's bizarre outfit. I didn't think anything would actually top it for awfulness, but used condom and disease dress person does the job.
Young folk these days...

FictionalCharacter · 12/02/2023 02:08

Whatever he wears, gormless pudgy Sam will always look like he’s just finished a bricklaying shift at a building site.

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