The one word in a description of clothes that puts you off buying it

[BoobsAhoy]

just read the word cropped and I thought that’s it.

Maybe second place is high-rise.

Dry-clean
Trouser. Whatever happened to trousers

Cold shoulder.

Low rise

Low rise

Cut out

why is everything like it nowadays?! 😩

Maxi

One size.
It never is.

acrylic

Polyester

Pleated and BodyCon. Am way too old and curvy for that schtik! Also polyester. Or Cashmink.

"Distressed" as in jeans
"Recycled polyester"
"Vegan leather"

I am probably talking to the wrong people as a not very stylish and not very beautiful person, but I hate all the jargon that I feel I'm supposed to know what it means.

Ponte
Jaquard
Borg

I know there's more... They just start appearing as if I'm supposed to understand!

Yep, came to say vegan leather. No, I'm not paying £100 for plastic boots thanks.

Recycled

Fabric described only as “jersey” with no actual details of content

Cropped
3/4 length (sleeves or trousers)
Followed closely by "relaxed fit" by which they mean "shaped like a bin bag".

I can't wait for this poor-fitting fad to be over and for properly-shaped clothing that covers the right parts of your body to make a comeback when everyone will stare in horror at the current monstrosities and wonder how and why anyone ever paid money for that shit.

Ooh
A ‘waterfall’ drape
high rise
bias cut
asymmetric
dry cleaning only

There is more. Gotta be more.

If it's a collaboration that involves the 'Brand' X 'Whoever' thing - It's just the 'X' bit, it makes me cringe. Also, a bit niche, but when a waistline gets referred to as 'snatched' ergh and if it's anything 'core' - cottagecore, normcore, just no. That seems to be going away though maybe. I hope. And things like 'Coastal Grandma'. I could go on.

Vegan leather
Pant/s when they mean trousers
Mom

Midi. Every dress is a fucking midi.
Tiered.
Oversize.
Puff sleeves.
Wide leg.
Mom.

Easycare

Backless

Spaghetti [straps]

......

Grey.

I hate grey clothes. They are so dull.

BOXY

Ugh

And this whole ‘vegan leather’ thing needs to stop!!

Knitted
Wrap

Slim fit 🤣

Vegan leather though is a choice for those of us who choose not to wear leather or suede.

Your £100 will buy you a pair of leather boots .
Though the dirt cheap ones I'd wonder about the husbandry that got it there .

My latest vegan boots were £80 but my choice -though the choices are limited

Anything which is sized S M L etc. Lazy. Put a proper dress size on it (especially as 14 seems to be XXL nowadays)