Nooooooooooooooooooo!

[MuddlerInLaw]

I love clothes. I have no problem with talented designers / craftspeople being well rewarded for their work. I’m the last person ever to do a face at an item of clothing just because it doesn’t appeal to me. So I feel bad - but this is The Worst Frock Ever:

shop.doverstreetmarket.com/collections/shops-loewe/products/loewe-womens-bustier-dress-red-aw22-s540y09xea

Omfg. My eyes!! 😩🤯🤮

Who on Earth would wear this?!

😂 I've seen worse. At least that ones funny!

It’s the shoes not the dress!

That’s just what my cervix looked like on a worrying colposcopy

Ha I think it’s a necessity given our tumultuous times

How much?!?

100% viscose

Is that the price ? ??

Those boots look like a shar pei dog !

Indeed, LaPufalina …

I repeat, I’m generally sanguine about high or even inflated prices for clothes - particularly where there’s an intention to produce something of really high quality or great innovation. But …

I’m assuming there’s only one of this thing and it’ll go straight into a museum?

That might work for me actually. I’ve got a B belly so at least it would look intentional 💋

Is that an anus or a pair of lips?

But that's perfect! I can just hoik my empty handbag of a belly flap into the upper section and then I'll look slim again!

Mick Jagger up top, Mr Tumnus down below.

Read the description beneath the photos, Tickledpickled.

It's obviously hideous, but the boots are even worse - at first glance it looks like she's wearing the dress with a pair of trousers round her ankles.

We deserve extinction as a species.

Lol that’s a bit harsh

I don’t mind the boots …

Oh that is hideous 😂The boots are even worse 😲

I just laughed so hard….

Would totes order one for Halloween. If I had a spare EIGHTEEN FUDGING GRAND lying around!!

I mean…CHRIST on a bike, send me some felt and wundaweb and I can make anyone look like a c**t.

😗

A really sore anus I think. Maybe chilli anus.

Oh my. Oh dear.

Oh god, it’s going to follow me around the internet now as well, isn’t it…