Nooooooooooooooooooo!

[MuddlerInLaw]

I love clothes. I have no problem with talented designers / craftspeople being well rewarded for their work. I’m the last person ever to do a face at an item of clothing just because it doesn’t appeal to me. So I feel bad - but this is The Worst Frock Ever:

shop.doverstreetmarket.com/collections/shops-loewe/products/loewe-womens-bustier-dress-red-aw22-s540y09xea

I actually cannot cope. I’m having an existential crisis over this dress.

I have wasted my life and my career choices have been utter bullpoop. I wanna charge £18k for lip boobs.

It's weird.

I keep getting MN adds suggesting this little number...

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But it’s such a bargain at £18, 600. Worth getting just in case the right occasion comes along ………

I NEED to know who will end up owning this hot little number and where they’ll wear it. I hope they’re a wedding guest.

£18k for viscose someone is taking the piss

Mine is suggesting barbie clothing.....

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I didn't even see the price.

I guess this is why there's inflation. Everyone is buying this must have dress.

Oh Christ. I opened the link twice. So now my internet experience is going to be as fucked as that anus-bust looks.

Well… It would certainly be a conversation starter 😂

Those lips are so that you notice that even a skinny model's stomach shows up. This is the line where fashion says look at me I'm so rich I can afford this awful item

Can Shein get a dupe for £18?

I am strangely drawn to it
Keep looking at the picture

I know I’m gonna get a Facebook ad for this in the next couple days lol

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£18,600.00 for a viscose monstrosity that looks like something cobbled together on Blue Peter!!! Almost as hideous as the boots Rihanna was wearing recently.

It's the kind of thing Jeff Koons might come up with if he switched to fashion design.

I've been getting that one. If you click on it will lead you to this.

gb.maxmara.com/editorial/campaign?utm_source=criteo-gb

Honestly the dress isn’t that bad when you look down at the boots. They look awful. You can’t even really tell the dress has the lip when on, and there’s a trend right now of body suits/underwear over clothing (eg dolce and gabbana show this week)

No the dress is that bad - the boots are worse.

Ooof crikey that’s horrible. Yikes.

But is it frumpy?

The boots remind me of John Merrick.

It’s making me wince.