Happy new year everyone 🎉 just finished my Snailies and to all the ones bowing out, just do it even if all the negatives fill up a few categories. I thought I wouldn't have much either but 2020 is a bit of a self induced blur and once I went digging there was plenty of material.
🐌🐌 THE SNAILIES 2020 🐌🐌
The Well Hello There - newest and latest find that gets your motor running
The Foreo Bear, I'm not making it up, before and after pictures show a noticeable difference after first use. It makes me look a bit less porridge face (seems to be a result of being stuck indoors) and the light hits my face in the most aesthetically pleasing way again.
2019 Snailies: Cerave Hydrating cleanser.
2018 Snailies: Switching from ordinary cod liver oil to fermented Cod Liver oil capsules from Armorica.
The Flusher - money spent on this product would have been better put to use by flushing it down the toilet
Well I got some free samples with orders recently that are very £££ and fragrance/irritant free so I actually tried them as they both had Niacinamide in which my skin usually loves. Drunk Elephant Electrolyte facial and Venn concentrated revitalizing lifting mask both promising instant/overnight results. They made no notable difference, not even a nice Niacinamide boost that I get with much simpler products 🤷
Probably a bit unfair, but Vanicream cleanser was a bit of a letdown after all the effort to get it and hype surrounding it. I don't hate it, I don't even actively dislike it, and it wasn't a financial drain at all but it's just meh.
I suppose Purito SPF belongs here too for being SPF 19 with a SPF 50 label.
2019 Snailies: Skin Aqua tone up UV essence SPF50+ (THE smell 🤮)
2018 Snailies: GOW Vitamin C 23% version 1.0 (forever known as the squirter 💦)
The Jack & Rose - the product you’ll never let go of because there’s plenty of fucking space for the two of you on that piece of wood. Damn you, James Cameron, for breaking my poor little tween heart.
Hada Labo premium difficult to translate name, but the one with tranexamic acid and not the extra moisturising version. For making me into an ethereal ghost 👻
Softymo speedy cleansing oil, ridiculously cheap and super effective.
2019 Snailies: Prescription Tretinoin, (Prescription) Minoxidil, Cerave hydrating cleanser, Timeless CE Ferulic.
2018 Snailies: Frezyderm Velvet Face SPF50+, DHC Cleansing Oil, Christophe Robin Haircare
Previous Snailies I’m sure it included Verso Super Eye Serum, Biologique Recherche P50, Vichy thermal water, LRP Toleriane Ultra Nuit (discontinued)
The LTB - it all seemed so promising, everything was going so great, then they turned out to be a narcissist gaslighting bastard
Timeless CE ferulic for turning me into the bastard that's being left. How can he leave me, I'm totally doing the pick me dance and hoping it will return to market here
Purito obviously gets another mention, for gaslighting 🤔
2019 Snailies: Me
for playing a bit fast and loose with prescription Tretinoin, La Roche Posay Toleriane Cream Riche.
2018 Snailies: GOW Vitamin C 23%
The Child Prodigy - that one product that’s annoyingly good and isn’t afraid to be smug about it
Still prescription tretinoin. Smug bastard.
Also, Rahua hair care. Ugh, the price, but my hair loves it.
2019 Snailies: Prescription Tretinoin. Sigh.
2018 Snailies: Medik8 R-Retinoate, which I noted was something of a Hannukah miracle as I bought it in 2017 and it still wasn’t finished. It’s now 2019 and still not finished (have only been using it sporadically since starting Tret late spring) 
The Worker Bee - never the centre of attention but has been steadily chugging along like no other
Cerave Moisturising Cream, got a little deluxe sample and it's just such a good match for winter Tret face.
Cerave SA resurfacing cream for the body is also brilliant and unassuming.
2019 Snailies: La Roche Posay Toleriane Sensitive Cream (not the rich one), Alpha Skincare 12% Glycolic body lotion (ordered through Amazon US).
2018 Snailies: LRP Toleriane hydrating wash (sorry buddy, you’ve been replaced) and LRP Toleriane Ultra Nuit (now discontinued and another you don’t know what you’ve got…)
The Troll - the one where you repeatedly asked, ‘Is this doing anything?’, but continued to use it anyway…
Troll free 2020, I think. Unless you count the pandemic 
2019 Snailies: I think I may have had a troll-free 2019? Is that even possible?
2018: Ogliotherapie
The Flabbergaster - that one product or technique that wasn’t really supposed to be used like that or delivered well beyond your non-existent expectations
Verisol collagen supplement. The research is iffy at best, only tried it on a recommendation from my dermatologist for hair strength. Can't really tell if it did anything for that as I've been doing lots of hair stuff all at once. Anyhow, was not expecting much and it delivered in places I hadn't anticipated, most astonishing was on my cellulite which seems to be more apparent the lower my weight is
but it's barely visible so long as I'm on collagen and my slightly creaky knees don't cream anymore. Skin and nails I can't really see any difference.
2019 Snailies: Tripollar pose (body).
Snailies 2018: Pommade A313
The Sinner - oh, admit it because we’re all guilty of it, what did you do or use that wasn’t all that sensible like take an acid bath and had the disastrous results you really knew to expect
I think I might actually have been good this year 
2019 Snailies: Me again with the Tretinoin, going quicker than planned and using overly rich creams that would otherwise make me cower in horror.
Snailies 2018: Packing all my skincare items in hold luggage and airline then misplacing said luggage.
Current routine, just for reference:
AM
Rinse with water or Vanicream cleanser (depends on how skin feels)
Vichy thermal water (live in a hard water area, this helps a lot with my sensitive skin)
Timeless CE Ferulic (the last of it 😱)
Hada Labo TXA toner
La Roche Posay Toleriane sensitive if needed
Some form of SPF50+
PM
Night 1
Softymo speedy cleansing oil followed by Vanicream cleanser
Foreo Bear routine
Cleanse to take off conductivity gel (currently looking for an alternative that can be left on) with Cerave Hydrating cleanser and Vichy thermal water after
Hada Labo TXA toner
Cerave Moisturising Cream
Prescription Tretinoin
Night 2
As above, switching Tret for Biologique recherche P50 pigm 400 (used before toner)