@Countmeout, I’d definitely buy beautiful things from that aspirational rail!
Talking about shopping experiences, M&S rewarded me with a £30 gift voucher for the squillions I have spent on my Sparks card (surely THE most pointless customer loyalty card scheme ever devised) so I was thrilled to be able to purchase a Neom three-wick candle for £16. The kicker was that I had to drive the nine miles to our nearest M&S to collect said candle (and, incidentally, a giveaway and really smart and useful hessian tote too. Thanks, M&S!)
Well, the number of men I saw who were ‘pretending’ to wear face coverings ie ripping them off as soon as they got in the shop, or leaving their noses uncovered (hello, sneezes!), or, my personal favourite, wearing them as attractive chin bras. It seems that saving the world from a second wave of Covid-19 is the sole responsibility of law-abiding women because men are too macho to wear apparently emasculating masks. The wonderful thing though is that I have discovered that when I am wearing my face covering, I can get away with (not very discreetly, in fact extremely passively aggressively) mouthing my favourite obscenities (and I’m the daughter of a docker so I know a fair few) at the worst offenders. It’s surprisingly liberating and maybe now I won’t need to spend a small fortune on ‘calming’ candles because I can now externalise my angry-peri menopausal-lady displeasure at idiots with impunity. I bloody loved it! 😂