Thanks @ellapella. I love MC Hammer and in the late 80's very much aspired to look like him. If I recall I wore massive paisley ones with pink wallaby boots. Groovy.
And thanks everyone for the legs comments . I have never considered that I might have anything other than average length legs. I'm just a average length in trousers and skirts are normal length on me.
In a moment of strange boredom/fascination I have for the first time ever googled how to measure legs and armed with a ball of wool and DD's ruler I can confirm that my outside leg is about 36 inches and my inseam 29 inches or thereabouts. So I have long hips as far as I can tell.
I have genuinely never considered this before. I don't know what it means other than I possibly have my mirrors at flattering angle.
I'm 5.6 if I stand up straight. Does anyone fancy getting some random string and measuring instruments and sharing theirs?
I should probably start a thread about it but I fear the non S&B boards would think I'm weird.