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Can we stop with the stupid ‘can I speak to the manager/mum bob’ comments

116 replies

Birdie379 · 05/09/2019 07:21

I see the same ‘joke’ over and over and over again. We’re not rude about any other style of hair cut so what makes a short bob open to it?

I’ve had versions of bobs my whole adult life. I’m chronically ill and it takes a toll on my hair. It’s fine and thin. It can’t handle being coloured. It always looks best in a short sharp bob, cut into my neck at the back. Any longer and it looks like rats tails, any shorter and it sits flat to my head.

Reading the constant piss-take comments about my hairstyle gets me down (and there’s at least one on every short hair style thread).

It’s not even funny, it’s just boring.

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PersonaNonGarter · 07/09/2019 10:25

Why would you try to police a joke about a hair cut? Seriously?

It’s funny cos it’s true. And if that is your haircut, you’ve really just reinforced this.

MrsPellegrinoPetrichor · 07/09/2019 13:22

CISTTM isn't a bob,as pp said it's a Kate Gosselin style before she went all Barbie.

Have your hair how you like OP, it's no biggy.

AnneLovesGilbert · 07/09/2019 13:47

Strike me down, but I’d never heard of this before and I’ve had tears steaming down my face since seeing the picture Grin

Also meet me at MacDonalds and then the two month old baby with the amazing mane. It’s made my day!

OP, if you have a bob, you cant look anything like the meme so I wouldn’t fret.

Mookie81 · 07/09/2019 15:12

Gingernaut
www.google.com/search?q=meet+me+at+mcdonalds&client=ms-android-samsung&source=android-browser&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwig3KvO7r3kAhXvTxUIHZHZBMgQ_AUoAXoECBAQAQ&biw=360&bih=520&dpr=3

I call this the llama haircut.
Cue someone coming along to berate me about the feelings of llamas Grin.

Gingernaut · 07/09/2019 15:34
Grin
gingersausage · 08/09/2019 07:02

@Mookie81 you are very mean. Llamas have feelings too. 🦙😥

Sux2buthen · 08/09/2019 08:02

Hahaha I just explained this thread to my partner and he'd never heard or seen the Karen jokes. Just been looking at them together and really giggling nowGrin
Also meet me at McDonald's is brilliant

OooErMissus · 08/09/2019 08:27

The video a PP posted is an absolute must watch.

Thanks @mystupidmistake - I don't think most people have seen it, or they would be laughing at how much the comedian has nailed it. Grin

Can we stop with the stupid ‘can I speak to the manager/mum bob’ comments
neveradullmoment99 · 08/09/2019 08:36

I love a bob. Short and chic😁👍

LaMarschallin · 08/09/2019 08:47

It wasn't until I looked here that I found out that the name for those haircuts is "undercut bob".

I'd always thought of them as "that one the makes your head look like an alien in profile"
Eg images.app.goo.gl/h2DU1Vj12LZJkemC9

Undercut bob is a lot quicker.

I'm just jealous because my hair isn't thick enough to get that height at the crown.

Mookie81 · 08/09/2019 11:17

gingersausage Grin

Sugarformyhoney · 08/09/2019 17:12

lol when I worked in a restaurant we used to call it the ‘ I work in catering haircut’ 😂😂

Chewbecca · 08/09/2019 21:05

1 the style is not a bob
2 the name is a description of the style
3 you can’t tell people they can’t use the name, nor that they can’t be amused.

LovedButUnlovely · 08/09/2019 21:35

The meme is just poking fun at the fact that it's middle aged women who make the most "speak to the manager" complaints. Which IS accurate in the experience of many who work in retail.

VanGoghsDog · 08/09/2019 22:39

I have a bob, I always have had. I'm 51.
I had it cut last week. I said to dp "shall I have it shorter or ask her to keep the length and just take the weight out?".

He said "well, just don't have a bob" 🙄

So, people don't know what a bob is.

Fwiw, my hair cut is all one length, no fringe, side parting, chin length-ish. I call that a bob. Pretty much has been since my mid twenties.

Nicolastuffedone · 09/09/2019 14:13

I had a Bob. I looked like a giant toddler.

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