I just had a look at the Hello! website to see for myself.
Do not like the dress. She can do better than that. What’s with having ‘the white rose of York’ embroidered all over the frock? She is from Herefordshire. She should have had bottles of Bulmer’s cider in crystal relief and an apple headdress. If only she had asked my advice!
She had married Cuthbert Cringeworthy (but I am sure that he is very nice),
Bea and Yooj looked good. Nice to see my taxes being spent with decent dressmakers.
I see what an earlier poster meant about Fergie’s suspected knee tattoo. Also, Fergie, knock off the fillers before you marry Prince Andrew in order to not testify against him. But defo get a knee tattoo. The people have spoken.
Katy Perry: unspeakable! Why, Katy? She should have worn her hamburger outfit.
Liked Cressida Bonas’s outfit.
Who are these people who wait for hours in the rain to watch semi-famous people walk into church?