Go for it @evilharpy. With the new baby, Megs must be Mumsnetting and Instagramming during night feeds and will be on the WoW (Wives of Windsor) WhatsApp to Sophie, pronto!
And speaking of feeds, I wonder what the DM would do if she was at an event with Archie and put him on the boob when he started crying? They'd spontaneously combust, as would AIBU!