Apropos of nothing, I just remembered a Queen anecdote that I read many years ago on another forum. The poster in question used to stable their horse at Windsor. One day they were engaged in some stable-based task, when an indeterminate number of small yappy dogs entered the stable, causing a degree of equine consternation and associated tap-dancing.
Annoyed, our narrator turned the air blue with a firmly worded request to get those dogs OUT NOW. At which, there was a terribly well-spoken apology, and guess whose head popped around the door to remove her dogs....! 
Apparently HM didn't seem to mind and evidently the poster survived to make it to the Horse and Hound forum, but bloody hell - can you imagine?! 