My mum always suspected he was gay, I think it used to be a common cover up to have married ‘mistresses’ who you actually just had a close friendship and a cuddle with. Or maybe asexual.
Anyway. I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, at the idea DoC might be naked under the coat dress. I always assumed a thin/summer dress underneath. Don’t tell me she’s naked under her clothes what a suggestion 

I can’t get my head around a coatdress that is a dress rather than a coat. Doesn’t sit right with me at all. I always assumed they were just lovely coats!