Fashion expressions that annoy you

[MaryKateWA]

Does anyone have any phrases that make them twitch?

Mine is people saying they were diagnosed or self-diagnosed as a season. You don't have an illness or a problem. Colours are analysed or you can be draped as a season.

I'll ready the biscuits

I am so glad other people share my hatred of butter-soft leather and crisp white shirts.

Pant -WTF
Makes me think a a dog
Pants - slightly less WTF
Annoying Americanism sneaking into the British high street ( I'm looking at you COS)

• they are trousers.