I’m traumatised. Just come back from jeans shopping. WTF is going on with denim this season? I’m 38. I don’t want the following:
- Ripped jeans.
- Jeans with raw freyed hems.
- Acid wash jeans in pale blue or faded black.
- Frumpy high waisted jeans that kind of sag on the waist/ stomach.
I tried Oasis (blurch), Top Shop (f’ me, I feel old in there), M&S (don’t get me started on the dreadful layout, lack of sizes in store), John Lewis (too expensive), Cos and Other Stories and some offer shops.
All I want is a dark denim, straight leg jean that suits large hips and thigh (14). I don’t want jeggings or to look like an early 90’s American soccer mom.