Are these the ugliest shoes you’ve seen in your life?

[ShirleyPhallus]

www.birkenstock.com/gb/amber-suede-leather%2Ffur/amber-cozy-suedeleatherfur-0-eva-w.html?dwvar_amber-cozy-suedeleatherfur-0-eva-w_color=11537#gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8tyDuuvq3AIVhLTtCh3kcwySEAAYASABEgKg4vD_BwE&start=14

If not, can you do better....?

but then my number 1 hate on s&b is the default suggestion that anyone over a size 14 goes for Lindy Bop or 50s dresses complete with victory rolls and red lippy and irregular choice shoes

Yes this is true!

Mirkin mules!

Hangingaroundthe portal pictures please. Show us your worst

Clionba I have just been Google imaging IC shoes to see if I could find mine online as I can't be arsed to actually take photos.... And found these 😂 I have to reiterate, I do not own these shoes!

Yep they're hideous, but agree with PP about Irregular Choice shoes, I've never seen a pair I even remotely like. They seem to me that the wearer is saying 'look how zany and wacky I am'. Awful things.

but then my number 1 hate on s&b is the default suggestion that anyone over a size 14 goes for Lindy Bop or 50s dresses complete with victory rolls and red lippy and irregular choice shoes

Amen!

Hangingaroundtheportal admit it, you want them for Christmas, don't you? That Gogglebox Vicar has the R2D2 pair.

My 22 year old dd has asked for these for her birthday (to wear out, in public not in the house)

www.ugg.com/uk/fluff-yeah-logo-slide/1095119.html?dwvar_1095119_color=LNT#start=9&cgid=women-slippers

upsideup I'd cut the slingbacks off and have them as mucho comfy slippers. Mind you, they're £££££!

Irregular Choice shoes remind me of the trend (from probably around 25 years ago!) for collecting very ornate little shoes as ornaments. "Just the right shoe" they were called . bit.ly/2MSvh52

I have to confess to owning quite a collection at the time

She was so desperate to wear her Uggs in summer she was pictured in a bikini on the beach in them.

Tbf, uggs originated for wearing after surfing.

Irregular choice shoes are the most monstrous thing I’ve ever seen and I’m baffled people pay money for them!

God they're freaking horrible. But you know, my favourite things are most of the Trippen range, so pretty much their diametric opposite. And the Gulagwear® of COS.

Fuck me check out the bikini bottoms here. Wtaf is wrong with them?!

m.asos.com/asos-design/asos-design-fuller-bust-strappy-back-crop-bikini-top-in-pastel-baroque-print-dd-g/prd/9893972?clr=pastelbaroque&SearchQuery=&cid=2238&gridcolumn=1&gridrow=32&gridsize=2&pge=1&pgesize=72&totalstyles=78

Looks like a men's posing pouch!

I’ve found the perfect shoes to go with that bikini

www.asos.com/asos-design/asos-facemask-wide-fit-pom-pom-flat-sandals/prd/8745985

Anything Elton John wore in the 70s.

Omg I love those Asos sandals!!!

I came on to mention Irregular Choice, but I see plenty of other people have already got there!

To me, they’re just Capitalist Quirky - there’s nothing that says “I’m a bit different, me.” than paying £100+ for some debazzled, fake furred heels than make most women look like they have the feet of Mr Tumnus.

I hate people who hate people because of their taste in shoes.

BRING ON THE HATE!!!

People are talking about the shoes they hate, not the people who wear them.

People are talking about the shoes they hate, not the people who wear them

Two posters on this page have critiqued those who wear IC shoes, ascribing disobliging attitudes to the wearers. Not hate, but contempt,

People are talking about the shoes they hate, not the people who wear them.

Actually, a few people have made comments about the 'type of person' who wears IC shoes!

I don’t hate people who wear Irregular Choice shoes

Just think they should serve a life sentence in max security penitentiary for crimes against fashion

@ShirleyPhallus
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