Are these the ugliest shoes you’ve seen in your life?

[ShirleyPhallus]

www.birkenstock.com/gb/amber-suede-leather%2Ffur/amber-cozy-suedeleatherfur-0-eva-w.html?dwvar_amber-cozy-suedeleatherfur-0-eva-w_color=11537#gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8tyDuuvq3AIVhLTtCh3kcwySEAAYASABEgKg4vD_BwE&start=14

If not, can you do better....?

They are not attractive.

I’ve never seen shoes with a minge before

What are those grim grim shoes that look like something pantomime dames would wear but always get recommended on here for weddings?
Irregular Choice or something?

Basically any of these

https://www.irregularchoice.com/chosen/wedding-guests.html

I have just been away for a few days and spotted many an immaculately madeup/dressed female wearing those kind of fluffy shoes/sliders/whatever you want to call them. Totally incongruous.
I get they might be comfy BUT THEY ARE SLIPPERS!!!!
And we are in Scotland so they will het rained on at some point soon and the fluff will turn to mush.
Rant over!

I’ve never seen shoes with a minge before

I’d honestly rather kick myself in the face repeatedly while wearing a pair of Irregular Choice shoes that wear them out in public

I was worried they were going to be the shoes I have just bought😂 But no even I can call them awful.

'Darling - can you remember where I left my minge mules?'

MINGE MULES EXIST

www.efootwear.eu/slides-eva-minge-calpe-3a-18eb1372364es-671.html

Those irregularchoice shoes are what I imagine a Tory politician’s wife to wear.

Those shoes just make me think 'footling breech'.

Those denim things are vile.

But then I have the 2nd pair on tenbobs “pantomime dame” shoes for my wedding so different strokes and all that.

They also stock a formal Minge shoe which was last seen on Christopher Biggins as a widow twanky in Skegness theatre in 1996

www.asikkalandemarit.fi/Hädässä-Hinta-Eva-Minge-Kengät-Carmona-3L-18CP1372355ES-Naisten-Mules-ONPLIi7D-Valkoinen/p_989/

They actually frightened me. I had to click away very quickly.

oh my god @shirleyphallus (what a name ) those minge mules are quite the revelation

I’d probably give these a go

Those mingle mules remind me of that episode of One Foot in e Grave when Victor Meldrew wore a dead hedgehog, thinking it was his slipper.
The IC shoes are truly beautiful. I wish I had the type of life that took me places where I could wear them on a daily basis.

hmm maybe good for throwing in your cuboard and not using?

Loads here
www.uglydress.com/uglyshoes.html

Those hairy court shoes have made me feel a bit sick.

It's difficult to find something nice to say about them, erm, nice colour for autumn maybe?

I quite like some of the irregular choice shoes. Should I seek therapy? Or am I doomed to a destiny of having to divorce the current husband and finding a tory politician to marry? I do appreciate they are 'interesting' though.

Erm...bucking the trend and thinking they are not that bad. Wouldn't wear them but ...

They’re horrible but Irregular choice shoes are the most monstrous thing I’ve ever seen and I’m baffled people pay money for them!

I live near the irregular choice shop - I always avert my eyes when I walk past in case one of the shop assistants sees the look of horror on my face! I went to a wedding once and the bride was wearing flashing irregular choice shoes and a short dress so you could see them - not envy