Are these the ugliest shoes you’ve seen in your life?

[ShirleyPhallus]

www.birkenstock.com/gb/amber-suede-leather%2Ffur/amber-cozy-suedeleatherfur-0-eva-w.html?dwvar_amber-cozy-suedeleatherfur-0-eva-w_color=11537#gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8tyDuuvq3AIVhLTtCh3kcwySEAAYASABEgKg4vD_BwE&start=14

If not, can you do better....?

Those hairy court shoes look like they are lint rollers, chasing round after animals.

I've seen a few women walking around with these type, they're slippers aren't they. The first thing I thought, practical me, what happens in the rain

Somebody should phone Meg Matthews. She was so desperate to wear her Uggs in summer she was pictured in a bikini on the beach in them.

These howfers tick all her boxes.

Goodness, I thought the minge comment was a humourous exaggeration. Then I clicked the link....

Very... individual.

Whilst those are fugly, these are fuglier...

www.birkenstock.com/gb/shetland-birko-flor/shetland-marvel-birkoflor-0-eva-m.html?dwvar_shetland-marvel-birkoflor-0-eva-m_color=257&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=DPA_UK_viewed-added&utm_content=Allproducts_Collection

All Birkenstocks are ugly.

Sorry.

I see your ugly shoes and raise you these;
www.thenaturalshoestore.com/birkenstock-danbury-grey-silver-suede-sheepskin-leather-regular-1000398.html

I have these and live in them. I am not ashamed one bit

https://www.google.co.uk/shopping/product/1?q=fluffy+shoes&client=safari&sa=X&hl=en-gb&biw=320&bih=454&tbs=vw:g,ss:44&prmd=isnv&prds=num:1,epd:3430548045818575849,paur:ClkAsKraXyid-YTjKzAKpsZVT5fjQiZmcqk6URW9r6g5YxaCN7pi9ANRqBNkL6FQfP3WcGYQYRt8if5IT83M5zYu600XsmBPWk12g5Y7ZsnbQEpvP6k5vxTBIZAFPVH735W-tLFzQvttWGY-c0uNAIPSKaGQ,pid:3430548045818575849,cs:1&ved=0ahUKEwi7kv2spO3cAhUJc98KHWHdA50QgjYIlgU

Oops. What happened there! I mean these sg.carousell.com/p/puma-x-rihanna-fenty-leadcat-furry-fluffy-sliders-103913058/

They're so comfy. I wear them to work. I really don't care what people think I love all of the 'bring your cat to work today mate' jokes they're amusing!

Camberwell yours are not the worst. At least they have a bit of elegance. But the hairy court shoes! Just grim.
The Birkenstocks company should be taken to The Hague for crimes against humanity.
Those Irregular Choice types are worn by a colleague of mine who also sports glitter ankle socks, gingham dresses and cardis with cats on.

Oh. Not the Puma ones
The high heeled ones aren't so bad somehow.

@Clionba okay, the BStocks are vile It just reminded me of my shoes as they're a running joke at work. One was stolen once and stroked in a Dr Evil-esque manner. I'm all for ugly weird fashions though!

I loathe Irregular Choice shoes and the people who wear them thinking it makes them interesting and quirky. It doesn't.

Oh yes @Clionba the puma ones! You will literally not ever make me hate them. Everyone I know has tried

@BitOutOfPractice oh you'd hate me!

Camberwell at least you're entertaining your colleagues!!
Many years ago I saw Princess Diana's wedding dress on display. The shoes, though! Horror. They certainly matched the dress.

Ok, I'm getting pop up adverts now for Irregular Choice this isn't funny, Internet people

Probably Camberwell, probably

But seriously, why do you feel that these shoes make you interesting? They just don't really. What is it you like about them?

@BitOutOfPractice I don't think they make me interesting at all. They're so comfy. I love them. They're totally my style and I would live in festival clothes all year round if I could. But I honestly don't care what people think, as opposed to those who wear certain clothes because they care TOO MUCH what people think. If that makes sense

True!! Go for it! At least they're comfy. Those Irregular Choice ones look uncomfortable, to add injury to insult.
I'm at the time of life where I can only bear comfy shoes, sadly I can't wear hairy Puma sliders to work

Minge mules. I am literally done.

I was ready to defend the clunky aesthetic of Birkenstocks, but those are fugly.

Gotta agree that irregular choice shoes are just awful - but then my number 1 hate on s&b is the default suggestion that anyone over a size 14 goes for Lindy Bop or 50s dresses complete with victory rolls and red lippy and irregular choice shoes. As if they won’t already look ridiculous enough trussed up like a fancy dress Grease act

ShirleyPhallus a fancy dress Greased act! How true. As if you have to weigh 8 stone to wear any style after 1958.

Minge mules! 😂 They are not the best Tbf.

I love Irregular Choice shoes and it always makes me laugh how polarising they are! I don't really give a fuck if people are judging me when I am wearing mine