Herbs glad you enjoyed yesterday ...and yes, if you're interested in the TA post, go for it...nothing to lose.
NU I'm so shocked at the near assault you suffered. How awful 
Crem welcome back 
CV is today your actual birthday?
Hatty can you get out and about to see any old friends in the area?
I too am wondering where Cloud has jetted off to, and where Rudy is shortly going?!
MrsS I feel this very much with you, as you will know. All I can say is keep up the pressure which has finally born some fruit in my case. I do remember DS1 going through a phase of several years of not bothering, not even a card. Mid to late teen, but now he always remembers, ..this year a Not On The High Street Voucher. I have found celebrating with girlfriends has taken some of the pain out of being forgotten by the family over the years
I'm sorry about the dilemma re your Mums surgery etc but your plan sounds like the best for the moment.
Hope the various hangovers and honking up from teens have passed. I'm with you with making sanctions, Beachy but then, my tolerance for any sort of drinking is very limited. DS1 got involved with other abuses once, and I removed his phone and grounded him for three weeks. No mercy.
I have passed a lovely day starting with breakfast for my belated birthday and two other friends in the same week, and lots of pressies and cards. And this afternoon we went en famille to see Denial. Excellent and sobering movie.