Ward Round
First Sister does not hold with the superego. Let us hear no more from that quarter (hums A Spoonful of Sugar ).
All those on the Sick List (Magi, Montserrat, Crem, Beachy, Hattie, Rudy, have I missed anyone?), please follow Rudy's excellent example and take to bed or lie on a sofa or comfy chair, preferably reclining or with footstool, at the earliest opportunity.
BTM, this also applies to those on the Worried Sick list.
You may take a book, tablet or Kindle or some source of soothing music.
Please announce to your cohabitees and dependants that you are sick and Sister has signed you off. Then wait for flowers, sustenance and (mild) entertainment to be brought to you as Sister deems appropriate.
Please remember that Sister will be Very Annoyed if you exert yourself in the cooking, cleaning, or child-wrangling department whilst unwell. Paid work is also frowned on. You do not want to upset Sister (see below).
If Sister feels you have been fed, watered & entertained & are making progress, she may allow you to get up for a bubble bath, gentle walk or similar convalescent treat. Please apply in writing in time for next ward round. (Watching Bake-Off is prescribed; more exciting or harrowing material may need special dispensation).
If Sister is not satisfied, she may report you to Matron
who may threaten to set the Doctor on you
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Sister will be back to take your temperatures, turn your pillows & check on your (self) care shortly.