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The Naked Crepe

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MrsSchadenfreude · 20/09/2016 18:40

Psst, over here!

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MrsSchadenfreude · 22/09/2016 23:00

Stropps, that is such good news. Long may it continue.

Herbs, that does sound utterly exhausting. Drink the wine. Have another bottle glass.

I have volunteered to chair a committee at work. Someone else has volunteered too. The other person is a man. The committee has to vote. There are 18 men on this committee and two women apart from myself. One of the women is off sick and won't be able to vote. I am going to end up with one vote and a sympathy vote from my nice ex-boss, aren't I? I am so tired of working in such a male dominated area. It is just permanently bloody exhausting.

Oh and work is a disaster and my nice new colleague is threatening to leave unless the mess and chaos is sorted out. Head of dept is never there and has no grip of what is going on and my boss/that colleague is burying his head in the sand or hiding as he doesn't feel he has the authority to do anything about it.

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herbaceous · 22/09/2016 23:07

Hoorah for positive DD progress, Stropps. Long may it last.

My tales of horror re today was just the maths lesson. The English one was similarly trying. I have drunk wine, and am now grinding my teeth in front of Question Time.

I'm getting a bit bored now of being in on my own while DP loves it up in NYC. Am fishing about for a chum to come round tomorrow, but no luck so far.

bigTillyMint · 23/09/2016 07:01

Stropps, I am so, so pleased for you and DD. Fantastic! Well done you for toughing it out with her. And keep it up if she wobbles in the next few weeks/months/years (because we know she will) - she can fly on her ownSmile

Sorry to hear of work woes - TGIF!

Had a fantastic night last night - out with old colleagues, 2 of whom we hadn't seen for years. So many laughs, and we are all looking so goodSmile

Blackduck · 23/09/2016 07:03

Strops how fab!!

MrsS sounds hideous (and like my place) - here one of my bosses has been told he will no longer have one of the posts he holds - it will go elsewhere. He was not told this by his line manger (the Dean) but another unconnected member of staff who told as they wanted to be honest...... Yep this is how it works, you find out you are fired via the grapevine..... dysfunctional doesn't even begin to cover it.....
I am still full of cold and am wfh today.

hattymattie · 23/09/2016 07:32

Well crepies - I'm going to wave goodbye to my girls and then sit my French exam - wish me luckSmile

Mrs S - the whole sexism thing makes me reallyAngry. They should go for you if they know what's good for them.

MrsWobble3 · 23/09/2016 07:36

This may be a silly question Mrs S but why did you volunteer? I'm assuming you want to keep the job (or at least the salary) but can't you minimise the time and emotional energy you put into it? I know it's a generalisation but I think women have a terrible tendency to want to sort out problems and Make Things Better whereas a man sails through oblivious to chaos and dysfunction. I know that I need to overcome the sense of responsibility for situations I didn't create - it does me no favours as you don't get credit for resolving problems, you just get associated with them. But it's very hard to walk on by. I don't know how my male colleagues do it but since they all do it all the time, even the nice ones, I think it must be something inherent.

Lalsy · 23/09/2016 07:36

Hatty, happy terms to them both and good luck for the exam. Molly, when does dd go? How are you doing?

MrsS and BD, if someone wrote this in a novel people would think it was satire.

CointreauVersial · 23/09/2016 07:53

MrsW - wise words. You've just about described my job and office environment.

Off for Day 2 of course.

wordassociationfootball · 23/09/2016 08:36

Worried about DH and other things. He has gone for a walk and I wish I'd gone with him and he doesn't have his phone. He will be back. But the fact I am concerned makes me sad.

Will catch up now. Soz in advance for any x posts.

wordassociationfootball · 23/09/2016 08:41

Stropps how freaking cheering!!!

MrsW 'not resolving just being associated' v wise and interesting.

CV glad your mega brain is getting to whir

wordassociationfootball · 23/09/2016 08:42

Good luck with the exam Hatty

wordassociationfootball · 23/09/2016 09:12

He is back. As you were.

bigTillyMint · 23/09/2016 09:13

Oh WAFFlowers
Must be so difficult when your DH is not in a good place - I was on High Alert all the time when DD was really struggling and it is very exhausting x

Stropperella · 23/09/2016 10:26

Urgh, poor WAF. I know that feeling only too well. Glad he's back now. btw, I was very cheered by your post about your jamming session with your dd. Dh used to jam with dd and ds several years ago and it was always a lot of fun for all.

Good luck in the exam, Hatty, and I hope that dd2 gets settled in quickly!

MrsS and BD, I am sorry that your respective travails at work are not getting any less.

I have decided to stop any saintly over-caring in my work, as even though the place where I work has upped my hourly rate, I am still on a zero hours contract, and logistics dictate that I spend a large number of unpaid hours there as it is. I do, however, ensure that I do all my preparation there and do not bring any home, aside from the juicy admin tasks that crop up once or twice a year. I have scaled back my expectations of myself, whilst still ensuring that I learn new stuff every day and keep reviewing my practice all the time (an inevitability, considering I retrained at 50). I am planning on doing a module on a profession MEd course after Christmas to get the next level of qualification, i.e. become an assessor. Assuming I am successful in that, I will be interested to see if that has any impact on my main client's (hey, if they insist on saying I am self-employed, they aren't my employer, they are my client, right?) attitude to my employment status.

Thank you all for the messages re: dd. I cannot tell you how bloody happy I was yesterday evening. I did tell her how pleased I was that she had called me and her news was the best present I've had in ages. And she seemed quite chuffed by that. She has a cold at the moment, but instead of claiming it was double pneumonia or some impossibly rare virus (her normal tack for the last few years), she said "Oh everyone's got it, but I've just got a scratchy throat and the snots, I'll be fine." She did not whinge once and was only positive about all the people she has met. Turns out her flatmates are all nice after all. She also took pains to tell me that she is budgeting carefully and keeping her room tidy. And yes, CV, she is back on the meds - but on a lower dose at the moment.

Despite all this sudden-onset positivity, I am well aware (as BTM says) that it could all go tits-up again at any point. I am just rather hoping that she stays on track for as long as possible and manages to develop sensible coping strategies for dealing with problems as they arise, rather than collapsing completely and taking to her bed. Because of course the more success she has in facing every-day (and not so every-day) challenges, the more her self-confidence will grow.

hattymattie · 23/09/2016 11:16

WAF - so glad DH got back and all is well.

Stropps - I was thinking with your DD the more she manages herself, the more she will realise "yes she can". This is where I think the UK uni's are brilliant at providing that "passerelle" between childhood and being a fully fledged adult. Hopefully, if she surrounds herself with supportive friends it should be a brilliant experience for her and she will learn to see things from a more adult perspective.

Meanwhile, have waved of the DD's from Gare du Nord and shall await anxiously for a text announcing that DD2 plus enormous suitcase have successfully arrived. It is going to be so strange - even things like only cooking for 3.

Have stopped at M&S, consoled myself with oaty biscuits and am off to do French.

Crem - How's Iceland.

Rudy - good luck for DS drop off tomorrow.

herbaceous · 23/09/2016 11:23

I don't know how I'll cope when dear little DS disappears off on a train to his adult world. I nearly cried yesterday when he told me that no-one wanted to come to his 'environment club' that he and his BFF had created in the playground. He'd spent ages making a register and timetable, and had even written a song for the first session. Then no-one wanted to come.

I have an unexpected bonus day, all to myself. DS is being taken by BFF's mum on a playdate after school, and will be dropped back at six! Imagine how much I can get done! Write my grammar course! Clean the house thoroughly! Mow the 'lawn'! Instead I imagine I'll spend the day dicking about on the internet and hating myself.

Give me a thorough tasering now and again crepeys.

herbaceous · 23/09/2016 11:26

Right. Resolve strengthened by lovely friend coming round tonight for curry and Strictly. So, cleaning the house will have to be involved at some stage today.

Stropperella · 23/09/2016 11:26

Sending an entirely hypocritical zzzzzzzap in your direction, Herbs.

hattymattie · 23/09/2016 11:28

Aww - Herbs - these things are heart rending. Environment Club - what a sweetie - he sounds very advanced for his years. What was he planning to do during club time?

Collymollypuff · 23/09/2016 11:35

I am picturing a primary school playground with a little clutch of Crepeys attending Environmental Club. We would've appreciated it.

Dd's last day at home today. Shock

Collymollypuff · 23/09/2016 11:37

Also, imagine the quality of the singing at Environment Club if he'd had a full Crepey turn-out!

herbaceous · 23/09/2016 11:37

The plan was to 'look after the playground'. In the club's previous incarnation, there were six people, and they all had roles, from 'planting manager' to 'bins co-ordinator'. There was a flat management structure, though DS was notionally in charge. He has created some powerpoints about it all.

He is a little 'precocious'. He said the other week 'mummy, there are some problems with the dynamics within my friendship group'.

herbaceous · 23/09/2016 11:44

In S&B news, I bought a new concealer yesterday that has been raved about on t'internet. Maybelline Fit Me. It's really very good, though you only need a tiny amount. And £5.99.

motherinferior · 23/09/2016 12:02

Herbs, have sent you a work-related email.

Have sold two pitches to the WI and have a possible for SagaGrinGrinGrinI'm so Crepey, me.

Blackduck · 23/09/2016 12:17

Stropps it's 'freshers flu' and everyone does get it (including me this year - I am feeling and sounding distinctly flaky).

Dp is off to Belgrade early doors tomorrow so I am hoping to get the shopping done today and then not do much except admire my patio and spend time with ds.....

I am feeling very weird re whole dmum thing at the minute as well.