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The Naked Crepe

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MrsSchadenfreude · 20/09/2016 18:40

Psst, over here!

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bigTillyMint · 13/10/2016 16:43

Well we now have a bloods apt - short stay dept (no idea if this means he will have to stay over) next week. And have had a long chat with other practitioner - should hear about an apt for that soon, whixh is good.
Feel a bit poleaxed but DS seems a bit better in himself, so hopefully will be back in school tomorrow.

Blackduck · 13/10/2016 17:23

Any clue what it might be BTM.

Didn't get job - probably a good thing as the commute might have killed me.

Cremolafoam · 13/10/2016 17:57

Oops may have got annoyed at mother. She is sighing and pearl clutching pearls in adjoining hotel room that i insisted on on hotel arrival.
Apparently i was supposed to be in the other side of a kingsize bed with her. Ahem -no. About 2 toffees shirt if saying are you fucking joking!
Have asked for 5 minutes space( cant hear my own thoughts) and that tipped her over into "ungrateful daughter mode"
Please can i come home?

motherinferior · 13/10/2016 18:03

I have discovered that the trains are utterly f*cked getting to Norwich on Sat morning and am hoping DP's Sock Guilt might trip him into driving me to Colchester...

hattymattie · 13/10/2016 18:10

GrinCrem sorry to grin but you tell it so beautifully. I definitely wouldnt want to share a room, let alone a bed with my DM - order up some Wine and look forward to home.

JustMe - sorry to hear about your DDog - I daren't get one as I fear I would get so attached I'd never leave home again.

BD - sorry it's bad news about the job.

BTM - glad DS is a little better and that an appointment is made.

MI - would have been livid about the socks and I join you with your Windows 10 woes.

DD2 - a bit tired and moaning about boring lecturers at uni. Have got DD1 (who is an expert at boring lecturers) to give her a ring. I fear we are over the initial excitement and honeymoon period. The problem is also that her English teacher at school was just too damn good and nobody can measure up.

Am feeling grouchy with DS who has complained that I cook too much tomato based food.

BeachysSandyFlipFlops · 13/10/2016 18:17

I'm sorry to hear about the job, BD, but sounds like you knew it would be a long slog to get there.

BTM, that's a horrible worry. Hope they get to the bottom of it soon.

Here, things are sort of peaceful. Dd2 has admitted to feeling very neglected but as she doesn't know the whole of what's been happening with ds, it's hard to know what to say. I might see if he can talk to her (or is that a very bad idea?)

So half term is looming.... at least two crepeys are due to be hitting the coast. Let me know Smile

And BTM, I keep meaning to ask, what has your very best long haul holiday been? I'm planning something for next summer, but my potential destinations are a global whirl... don't know where to start!

bigTillyMint · 13/10/2016 18:24

Bad luck BDFlowers

MI, surely he would like a run out in his midlife-crisis-mobile? And on the Windows 10, just had a call from the computer man re DD's laptop - apparently she STILL hasn't upgraded to Windows 10 and she hasn't done any updates for god knows how longAngry She says she doesn't know the right passwordHmm

Hatty, that sounds par for the course for lots of new uni recruits AFAIK. Hopefully she will get over itWink

Cremo, you are a Halo for helping your mum over the last few days. Surely even she realises you do not want to share a bed with her?

Blackduck · 13/10/2016 18:42

Beachy I could be very tempted by a trip to the coast Wink

I am gutted but more in a kind of 'it's been a rubbish year and some good news would be nice' kinda way.... it probably would have been a very bad idea.

hattymattie · 13/10/2016 18:56

Beachy it's so difficult to strike a balance, even when all your DC's are doing well. I think it sounds a good idea (but of course I dont know the details).

BTM - I'd also be interested in ideas for fab holidays.

bigTillyMint · 13/10/2016 19:04

Ooh my specialist subject Smile

Well, it depends on what you want to do, what weather, how close or far from life (culturally, food wise, etc) and how long you have. NZ was probably one of the very best, but that was largely due to visiting DH's lovely friends who we haven't seen for years as well as the amazing scenery! Others involve much hotter weather - how hot can you take?!

addle · 13/10/2016 19:09

Btm so sorry about ds - just to echo lalsy's offer of a south London shoulder/walk in the park. Glad DS feelings more positive in himself.?

Crem, you're a saint. And am saving the toffees remark for extremis.

Justme - cat family this end but know how hard the loss is

MI I too would be furious and upset. Hope guilt gets you even further than Colchestrr.

At this end had decided to resign at about 3 but have pulled self together and am finally headed home/end of week

bigTillyMint · 13/10/2016 19:21

Thanks Addle and Lalsy - a walk would be lovely when you have time Smile

I am hopefully looking forward to getting back to work tomorrow - cosseting DS is hard work!

MrsSchadenfreude · 13/10/2016 19:25

I am tired and not looking forward to going back to work tomorrow. My diary is already looking packed for next week. And yes, suggestions for holidays most welcome. Our best have been when we have rented a nice house in France, and have done very little except eat, drink, read, swim and relax.

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Stropperella · 13/10/2016 19:56

Sort of catching up with thread. JustMe, when my old dog died, I cried for three weeks. When my dad died, I had something in my eye on the day of his funeral. My current dog is now showing his age, and I don't even like to think about how sad I'll be when he goes. I've always felt I've got more positives out of my relationships with my dogs than out of the ones with my parents.

Crem, well done on surviving thus far without braining your dm with a heavy object. Reminds me: I last shared a bed with my mother in France in about 1972. She kicked me out of bed and on to the floor and made me sleep there, as my fidgeting was annoying her. That was her take on co-sleeping Grin

BD, sorry you didn't get the job - but it sounds as though you weren't convinced it was for you. Hope something else a bit closer comes up soon.

Hatty, sorry to hear dd2 is huffing and puffing about her lecturers. Hope she finds her equilibrium soon.

Beachy, I kept ds filled with what was happening with dd. Which lead to him having relaxed chats with his schoolfriends and then coming home and saying things like, "Well, at least we don't have to have family therapy like A's family." Or "B's big brother needs anger management and her mum is Really Stressed. Like you." He dealt with everything a lot better once he was properly in the loop and given licence to talk about his own feelings on the matter.

Rose, I'm so glad the play reading was such a great success. Well done!!

Stropperella · 13/10/2016 20:03

MI, RIP your special socks. Some of my nice, woolly, but significantly less special, socks have endured a similar fate. I now have a special bag for special washing NOT to be thrown in with a normal load. This has prevented further laundry-based tragedies.

BTM, take time for a lovely Park walk with lovely crepeys and eat nice cake. You need all the breaks you can get.

Addle, hooray for the end of the week, but boo to feeling so fed up you want to resign.

bigTillyMint · 13/10/2016 20:04

Beachy, we probably over-share in our family Grin I think asking DS to talk to her is a good idea - then he can share what he wants.

Welcome back MrsS!

Stropperella · 13/10/2016 20:09

MrsS, good luck for tomorrow.

I am suffering from the after-effects of an overdose of Twiglets, because as I started driving home, the news kept blathering about Marmite, and I was felled by a terrible craving. I should not buy a giant tub of Twiglets when I very hungry and have to drive 50 mins home.

MrsSchadenfreude · 13/10/2016 21:30

Mmm, Twiglets...

Phoned my mother tonight, and she has had yet another op to remove the skin cancer on her arm that keeps growing back (she's had it removed six times since Christmas). She apparently has a huge scar as they went a lot deeper this time and took a lot more skin away. She said it is very swollen and weepy but they have told her that it is not infected, and that the swelling will go down eventually. She is not happy about it, or having to deal with it on her own. I resisted saying that I would come and see her this weekend as I haven't seen the DDs for two weeks, and they are going to be my priority. If I can find a gap in my work diary, I will try and go and see her next week, but I think the week after may be more likely.

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Cremolafoam · 13/10/2016 21:38

Poh i love a twiglet Stropps!
Btm, sorry for only really catching up now with your ds situation. You poor thing. Definitely a long walk and some time away from the tending will be valuable.
MI i am so sorry about the lovely socks and their miniaturised state. Miserable. I am terrified the same fate will become the gorgeous Crepey -gift ones too. I love them so much!!
Aw Justme Im so sorry about your doggy. I have been through it with a very special cat;both dh and i were in pieces for a long while. And its not remotely silly and please do talk about it if you want to. The Crepey thread does tend to dwindle about 11pm as we need our Style and Beauty sleepGrin well I do
Beachy id say letting ds talk to dd2 is a sensible idea. He can explain in his own words and you wont be stepping on anyone's toes or speaking out of turn. He may mot want to tell her, but rather you explained a bit or helped him to try and phrase it.in principal i think its best coming from him, with any questions answered by you.
Mrs S welcome home y'all.

So, took dm out for dinner and ordered a full bottle of wine which she drank a lot of

Have just put her to bed totally sloshed. First time Ive heard ANYTHING positive from her all week was on the walk stagger back to the hotel.
Ill need to lie down in a darkened room for a month after this Crepes
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MrsSchadenfreude · 13/10/2016 21:49

We will need a new thread title soon - just seen one elsewhere on Creepy Clowns - we could be Crepey Clowns? Grin Praps not...

Just catching up with the thread. JustMe - sorry about the Ddog. It took me years to get over my old cat, and I'm still sad about the one we rehomed.

BTM - hope they sort out your DS swiftly. I am up for a walk in the park and cake, or a glass of wine somewhere in Saaf Landan.

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GiddyGiddyGoat · 13/10/2016 22:20

Welcome back Mrs S. Isaw that thread and thought it said Crepey Clowns!

JustmeandtheChickens · 13/10/2016 22:23

I can highly recommend twiglets dipped in taramasalata - yes, really Grin

magimedi · 13/10/2016 23:00

I don't know that I want to be a clown!

Crem - hope your D (?)M has a hangover that keeps her in bed for hours tomorrow.

Stropps - Nice to see you are still here - don't go.......

Hatty - If that were my DH he would be having a tomato shampoo!

Have spent the evening listening to the new Nobel Laureate : this is my favourite outwith the really well know songs:

Nobel prize Winner

Lalsy · 14/10/2016 00:00

How about woods on Saturday morning?

Stropps, what are the effects of a Twiglet overdose? I am very tempted to find out for myself.

Crem, how much longer????????

hattymattie · 14/10/2016 07:04

Mrs S - welcome back and do you get updates on the puss you rehomed? I think I'd find that really comforting.

Crem - hope you had a good night. Sounds like your DM finally unwound.

I haven't had a twiglet in years, may have a rummage for them in M&S - I loved them as a child. My MiL (French) thinks Marmite is the devil's work.