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What has Joan Collins had done?

59 replies

Amethyst24 · 26/03/2015 21:33

Or has she just sold her soul to the devil? If I look like that at 81 I will be very, very happy.

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InQuiteAPickle · 26/03/2015 21:51

She's 81? Shock She was on something the other month doing the splits! Most 81 year olds would break a hip. Heck, I would break a hip at 31!

Go Joan!

f1fan2001 · 26/03/2015 22:02

I have a friend in her 70's that would you would never ever guess she was that old. Very lucky and feeling envious as at 45 am feeling clapped out Shock

Amethyst24 · 26/03/2015 22:03

Look at her getting her gong (DM link, sorry) www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3012987/Joan-Collins-smile-dresses-nines-receive-honour-Prince-Charles-Buckingham-Palace.html - she looks incredible. Presumably her hands are the equivalent of Dorian Grey's portrait, hence gloves.

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SpecificOcean · 26/03/2015 22:55

She was in Benidorm and looked amazing.

TheRealMaryMillington · 26/03/2015 23:00

Snurking at the DM suggestion that a Debenhams fascinator will do the trick.

She looks amazing. And not in that trying to fake being "young" way

niminypiminy · 26/03/2015 23:07

Joan Collins is totally fabulous.

Her response to being asked about marrying a younger man:

"if he dies, he dies".

I heart her.

PurdeyPie · 26/03/2015 23:12

Try telling Joanie that foundation can't be feminist. Fabulous, dahling!

TJH1 · 26/03/2015 23:13

Fantastic photos, her children in particular her son look so proud, whatever she's had done it's working, where do I sign up? Lol

DarkNavyBlue · 26/03/2015 23:18

She looks great, and doesn't look 'done' - yet she can't be natural, can she?

burnishedsilver · 26/03/2015 23:21

I think she uses a load of sellotape and hides it all under a big wig. Old school.

PurdeyPie · 26/03/2015 23:37

She is absolutely trowelled in make-up and looks fabulous for it.

Amethyst24 · 26/03/2015 23:45

Presumably she never, ever eats or drinks, ever. She must live on Evian, codliver oil and Botox. She is amazing.

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BerylStreep · 26/03/2015 23:46

Amazing!

netty36 · 27/03/2015 03:45

She swears by eating an avocado every day.

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Truckingalong · 27/03/2015 06:04

I saw her once, about 20 years ago. She was stunning then and the teeniest tiniest thing you ever did see.

WaxyBean · 27/03/2015 06:04

Her legs look amazing!

Madamecastafiore · 27/03/2015 06:18

DH eats an avocado every day but looks nothing like Joanie.

I think she has mega fab bone structure draped in many times nipped and tucked and filled skin.

bryonyelf · 27/03/2015 06:44

She has always said full sun block and a hat.

netty36 · 27/03/2015 06:58

Yes...can't be just avocados..but nice if it was.

Eliza22 · 27/03/2015 07:34

False lashes, troweled on makup, hair pieces, some subtle fillers.... Who cares? Fact is, she's 81 and doesn't look or act it!

PoisonPension · 27/03/2015 07:39

She looked amazing. Didn't she have a face lift in her Dynasty days?

Mrsjayy · 27/03/2015 07:41

Who cares if she has had it all done she looks fabulous . Helps she was stunning to start with though

GrinAndTonic · 27/03/2015 07:50

She dresses well and has had no outlandish surgery. Compare her to (the late) Joan Rivers. They must have been of a similar age.
Id be happy to have her figure now.