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Is wearing your g string back to front a thing?

152 replies

Behooven · 08/02/2015 14:02

A la Vorderman?

Is wearing your g string back to front a thing?
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blendedfamilygrinch · 08/02/2015 14:03

Ouch

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 08/02/2015 14:05

My eyes Shock
That's fecking ugly unflattering and painful looking.

Mirror, perhaps, Carol? (As in LOOK in one)

And What the Jeff has she done to her hair?

Behooven · 08/02/2015 14:07

I thought of the discomfort when I saw it, ouchy

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GlitzAndGigglesx · 08/02/2015 14:07

She has a lovely figure but that looks fucking tragic

turdfairynomore · 08/02/2015 14:16

My mum would say "there goes a Woman with no friends and no mirrors"!

IHaveBrilloHair · 08/02/2015 14:20

Dear god, why, just whyConfused

Behooven · 08/02/2015 15:58

Yes, I would love her figure, but I'll stick with my big pants Smile

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Branleuse · 08/02/2015 16:01

doesnt she look amazing though apart from the big ol' camel toe.
All that and shes such a brilliant mathematician

HelpMeGetOutOfHere · 08/02/2015 16:05

Big cotton pants under exercise clothing!!! No no to a g string, how uncomfortable would that be?

Behooven · 08/02/2015 16:07

No not under exercise clothing, just in general helpme

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Candycoco · 08/02/2015 16:13

Looks like she's trying to tilt to accentuate her 'thigh gap' but doesn't realise the world can see her bits..most gross!

mooth · 08/02/2015 16:13

What in God's name was she thinking?

EhricLovesTheBhrothers · 08/02/2015 16:15

But why? Wouldn't that chafe like a bitch?

YoullLikeItNotaLot · 08/02/2015 16:23

Already been a Vorderman thread deleted today which contained that same fucking hideous picture

Apparently Vorderman tweeted that pic with a faux innocent "oh I've been told I've got a thigh gasp but font even know what one is". fucking irritating woman

There are only three women I'd ever slate on a site like this and she is one of them cough Hopkins & Allsop cough

boogiewoogie · 08/02/2015 16:24

She's not a mathematician. She's an engineer.

Branleuse · 08/02/2015 16:25

she totally did loads of maths on countdown. I didnt see her engineer a thing

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 08/02/2015 16:29

Surely that's a labial gap Shock

LineRunner · 08/02/2015 16:32

I think she's great on The Apprentice with Sir David Attenborough.

EvilRingahBitch · 08/02/2015 16:33

She did sums on Countdown. Not maths.

I'm still scarred by the memory of her Rumba on Strictly.

boogiewoogie · 08/02/2015 16:46

She's an engineer by discipline. She did arithmetic on countdown not calculus, geometry, algebra, group theory etc.

QueenBean · 08/02/2015 16:51

Surely that's a labial gap

AH HA HA HA HA HA

Excellent.

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ShatnersBassoon · 08/02/2015 16:52

I did it once. Not the 'What's a thigh gap? Oh, this little thing that I surely wouldn't put on Twitter?! But it's just the way I am!' bollocks, the putting a g-string on the wrong way.

I had to put paper pants on at a spa for a massage. I thought the paper bit provided overall coverage if I put the widest part of the triangle on my buttocks, and it was only when I lay down and realised I had an obscene front wedgy that I realised. I just had enough time to climb down, put them on straight and get back up before the masseuse came back. It's the last time I had a massage and the last time I wore a g-string, paper or otherwise.

Behooven · 08/02/2015 16:55

Grin shatner

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Clarabumps · 08/02/2015 16:55

People still wear G strings?

Behooven · 08/02/2015 17:07

Obviously, as pictured

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