Morning crepeys! Sorry to have gone AWOL this week. It's been a bit of a shocker. The boss meeting turned out to be an offer of more work, which I have declined. No pistols, alas. Rest of week was hugely busy, culminating in a funeral on Friday which was a 2h drive each way and hugely draining. I was not fit for much yesterday as a result. Shattered. Feel better after a good sleep though. We are going to walk to C Pal for lunch and then the kids and I will bake a cake. Very soothing.
NU, your poor DH, how is he today? Was it broken? I hope he is comfortable and that the shiner has gone down.
Fab news for DD, Auriga. Well done on the report.
Herbs, well done on surviving your teaching assessment and sorry your valentine's night got off on the wrong foot. Hope it turned out OK in the end.
How is Sussex, Rose? Are you there for the whole half term week? Is the SW going well? When is weigh in day? I realised how lardy I have become with a few reflections in windows this week, so am now taking action. I am going to Mallorca in May with some girlfriends and am determined not to be the token fatty. I shall cut back with you 
CV, in which bit of Norfolk is the house ? We have spend many a cheery holiday in Wells / Brancaster / Burnham Market, though I suspect your teens won't be fobbed off by Bircham windmill and Norfolk Lavender. There are plenty of nice pubs though which can be used as the carrot after a good long walk. I will have a think about other activities.
Right going to post this now and then read more.