Cremo, that club sounds hilarious! I particularly love the Crepey skirt making an appearance among all the designer gear. Do you think it might catch on (and where is it from, BTW?)
Emails - mine are only primary and I am about 400y older than most of their teachers, so I tend to go for "Dear Tom" and sign off "Best wishes, Monty". I use my home email which doesn't have sign off bits on it, but perhaps for secondary I'll use the work email which is a Uni and has my status on it....
Rose, sorry about the choir shenanigans but well done for saying you have had enough. I have been known to go along with things for some time to avoid rocking a boat, and then I just spend hours seething with resentment about joining in. Your day sounds nice. A g & t sounds fab, but after the amount of booze I consumed on my little holiday to Edin, I think I will need to be teetotal for some weeks to sort out my units.