What do you look like?

[MrsGromit]

In my head I'm Audrey Hepburn but in my mirror I am a brunette Susannah Constantine. I am 5'9", monster huge boobs, 12-14, early 50s and safe dull, yes very, very safe.

I am 49, I am 5' 6" and I have long straight blonde hair. I have pics on my profile so you can see what I look like!!

I am late thirties, short (5ft2) , big boobs, no waist and skinny legs. Wavy shoulder length hair. Bit of a big nose. Have been likened to two people in my life, the first Bette Midler and the second, by a very drunk old man in a pub, as a chubby Kylie Minogue. Apparently it was complimentary

Very dark curly hair, very thick, shoulder length. Pale skin with a rosy tone. Blue/grey eyes. 5 foot 8 and size 12, 32G. Excellent bum if I say so myself! I'm soon to be 35 and really looking forward to it. I started running a few years ago and have overhauled my diet too - I love knowing that i look better than I ever have

I am 5ft 5, pale olive skin, hazel eyes. I have long dark brown hair, I am 46. I like things to wear that are quirky.

Short, apple shaped size 14 on a good day but with long legs for my height ( that's why the middle is so scrunched). Reasonable norkage.

Facially, big old conk (legacy of French aristocratic genes ) large grey blue eyes and full mouth. Short ash brown pixie hair. Referred to as 'striking'. Sort of a cross between Kat Slater and Caroline Quentin in the 1990's.

I always wear lipstick/eyeliner and mascara.

I am 5ft6 size 10/12.

I have dark eyes and hair. I am alright looking but not stunning or particularly sexy.

I have been told more than once that I look like a dark-haired Alison Hannigan.

I'm late 30s. Fair hair, curly and medium length. Size 12-14. Big boobs but very slim legs and arms.

Early 30s, 5ft 1, size 12, shoulder length dark hair, blue eyes, big ish boobs. Carrying a bit of extra weight round the middle - a year on from having DS. I have been likened to Rachel Stevens - but that was when I was a lot younger!

Bloody hell Hippychickster you look a good 20 years younger, you could pass for one of your own kids

Tell me your secrets immediately if not sooner!

40s
5'2"
Slimmish
Big norks which I hate
Dark pixie cut
Specs

I look like Moaning Myrtle, but with boobs.

I'm 34, long chestnut hair (bit wavy) with a fringe, vaguely oliver skin, blue eyes, size 10, 5'4. Look a bit like a harassed gerbil mostly. Awful posture, despite my attempts to improve it.

I've got specs (not as nice as I'd like them to be) and boobs that are a but too big for my liking. My legs are disproportionately long, so the boobs and short body effect is not great.

Hippychick you look amazing!

I used to get told I looked like either Isabella Rossalini (in a dim light) or Emily Mortimer (a bit) but now I look like me Dad.

I look, unfortunately, like Deirdre Barlow. And am 30.

Thanks overmydeadbody! That's really nice of you to say

I'm 34 with whiter than white skin and dark hair in a long bob.

5'5" and size 8. Normally I'm quite lean/toned but I had a baby two weeks ago and my body is all floppy and wobbly and slack.

Except my boobs. They are magnificent as they have never been!

5'3, size 12/14 apple, 45 years old with olive skin chunky legs and cankles. Very dainty wrists though, my best feature In the past I've been told I look like Kirsty Allsop and, by a very very drunk woman in a pub once, Jade Goody "but a thin Jade Goody"

5'3"" and a size 14/16.
Relatively defined waist considering the fatness. Ok biggish boobs, fab quite toned bum. Not too big hips, fat thighs and chunky legs. I have an overall look of general 'sturdiness'.

Brownish mid length hair, light olive (sallow) skin. I have a nice full mouth and my eyes are a nice grey/ green. I am 45 and am not too wrinkled.

Kirstie

I'm tall and fat with huge boobs. I have a light, brown, messy bob and green eyes. I have very pale skin and round quite close set eyes, small nose and small mouth with a pointy Cupid's bow. I almost always wear skater style dresses and flat pumps and cardigans.

38, 5ft 2 size 10 but on the chunky side. Dark hair, olive skin, dark brown eyes. I was a posh spice look alike but as she got skinnier I got fatter and older. I'm not too bad when I find the time to get my eyebrows (chin and tash) waxed.

When I was pg with dc2 people used to think I was 10 years younger. Now I've got a just turned 4yo and just turned 3yo I look old and stressed.

One day....

Late 30s 5'9" size 12. Long blonde hair, blue eyes.

I sound hot!