What do you look like?

[MrsGromit]

In my head I'm Audrey Hepburn but in my mirror I am a brunette Susannah Constantine. I am 5'9", monster huge boobs, 12-14, early 50s and safe dull, yes very, very safe.

hippychich-you cant be 49 -too lovely for that. I am 51 ant thought i was ok for age until I saw hippychicks photo 5 ft 4 size 8-10 with short legs and chunky thighs but narrow waist. have always hated my body esp my legs but having finally come to terms with all that my face in photos is like an eighty year old. I work in the health service with older people (mostly confused) and went from being "beautiful" in 1 ward to having "a face like a skelped arse " in the next

I'm 40 but look younger (told this often) 5'3", an apple shape but with a huge bust, I have pink hair cut in a graduated bob and piercings. I don't currently have a style other than what fits but would love to. I do love my Doc Martins and converse.

Well an old mad lady in Boots a while back said I looed like "That fat comedienne". I think she meant Jo Brand. She kept on saying it until I killed her. Ok I am overweight and have short hair...But that was lazy and rude! Piss of mad old lady.

Ok truthfully I am 5ft 4 ins about 15 stone, Apple shaped. Blueish eyes (I thought they were grey green myself but a Lancome sales assistant told me otherwise - at least she didn't say I looked like Jo Brand!!!). If my eyesight was better I would really go to town on my make up. I think my eyes and mouth are ok and despite my weight I do have cheekbones (ish). I keep telling myself I look good for my age (fat face=less wrinkles) but wearing glasses emphasises lines under my eyes that I am sure don't really exist. Don't care how big my arse is, I never see it!!! I do have a sizable chest and stomach.

Gorgeous

I'm 27. About 5"6, milky skin, red hair, grey eyes. Been told I look like Julianne Moore but I have a rounder face. Casual style.

Oh and pear shape.

rapidly approaching 50...just under 6 foot, size 18/20, long curly ginger hair which is usually clipped up.

I look like a short Claire from Steps, apparently. This is definitely not the look I was going for, although clearly only surgery would result in significant changes :)

in my mind I look like Renee Russo in the Thomas Crown affair.

in real life I don't....not really

30, 5ft 10 and a bit, size 16 ish
Face pic instagram.com/p/suKPVcNd5c/
Body pic
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Now I'm off to nosy at everyone else

Increasingly like my mother .

5' 7, size 12-14. Decent waist but boobs too small for bum.

I have a slightly choppy fringed lob. Thanks to summer sun and failure to get it dyed, it also currently looks dark / light auburn ombre. Fair skin, too many moles and freckles, and grey-green eyes.

Oh and heading towards 40 and a mid-life style crisis. In a bid to avoid middle age, last 2 purchases were distressed skinny jeans and a leather skirt.

Should have said I look like Sophia Loren but I cannot even convince myself on that one, haha!

Chubby brown unfortunately.

I am 51, with short red (now dyed) hair, freckles (have just about accepted that they are never going to fade) blue grey eyes, 5'3", large boob's, curvy, thankfully with a waist so have a not too bad shape overall though am a tad overweight.

Not gorgeous but scrub up not too badly and my DH still looks at me lustily but very aware that although I always used to be told I look much younger than I am, I am getting wrinklier.

4'11''
Dyed long red hair with messy layers
bright red glasses
green/blue eyes
ghostly white skin
decent size boobs
defined waist
big curvy hips and legs

I have thick, curly/almost frizzy dark brown hair and greeny bluey browny eyes. I'm 5'6 and size 10. I wear my hair in a ponytail braid or in a bun. I'm vampire pale, it's a kind of sickly pale only it doesn't go away unfortunately. I'm 34 and I've grown to like how I look but I stuck out as I grew up in a country and area where, at the time, pretty much everyone was blonde, blue eyed and tanned! I don't really have any cheekbones, have a fairly roundish face actually, but I've been told I look 'friendly'!

32, pale skin, long bouncy curly hair (that I often put in a pony tail because I just can't be bothered with it getting everywhere!) that's dyed red/ginger/auburn depending on my mood (natural brunette), greeny browny eyes depending on light and mood, mega boobs, 5 foot 4, but don't tell anyone - I look taller in my heels, an hourglass figure but now an overweight one

37 (almost 38!)
5'5, UK size 8 (I live in Canada so I think that's right ).
Practically non-existent bust, pear-shaped.
Mousy brown, very fine hair and brown eyes.

I think I look my age but because I had my children quite young, and my 13-year old is almost as tall as me, I'm told I look younger .

40 ()
5'9
long stretched out hourglass figure, long legs but bit of a gut
goldenish long messy hair
pale skin but rely on fake tan to take the edge off
turquoise almond eyes
my mother's revolting claw hands

5ft 2, size 6/8, with black hair and brown eyes. A skinny, scruffy version of parminder nagra, I hope. There are photos on my profile. I wish I looked like Penelope Cruz though.

39, 5ft 9 in
Size 16, 36F, 2 stone overweight
Dark blonde hair bleached blonder, asymmetric short bob
Blue eyes, specs
Casual dresser.

I am 5ft 3 and a half, size 14 at present, broad shoulders and a bum like a duck. Wide calves, small wide feet.

Natural fine dark brown hair one strand of grey, that's 4 so far this fucking year in a bust length layered cut with fringe, young looking face, no wrinkles, brown small eyes, straight teeth, big hands. Very very short sighted but always wear contact lenses unless in bed!

Pierced ears but never wear earrings. Very pale clear skin. Terrible posture. One single tiny awful tattoo which is nearly always covered up. Skin problem on my knees. Wear a 36E bra, its not far wrong tbh before anyone shouts at me.

God I sound a real catch there, lucky DH

33, 5ft, size8/10. Blue eyes, long dark brown-reddish hair with natural highlights at the front.
Have been gyming and running for the last couple of years and Im starting to like what i see! Muscular but not too much-proud of my legs especially, My middle's still a bit lumpy but no-one sees that!
Love my skinny jeans and normally dress for comfort rather than fashion.

5ft5, slim size 8-10 with boobs. Shoulder length blonde hair.
Blue/green eyes.