What do you look like?

[MrsGromit]

In my head I'm Audrey Hepburn but in my mirror I am a brunette Susannah Constantine. I am 5'9", monster huge boobs, 12-14, early 50s and safe dull, yes very, very safe.

If Kate Beckinsale didn't have a personal trainer, a large budget for clothes, a make up artist, regular beauty treatments, a dentist to the stars, botox and a holywood diet.......If she had 3 difficult pregnancies, little help with the kids, a sweet tooth and a mild diet coke addiction......that's what I look like.

I'm a 19 year old in my imagination, swiftly reminded that I'm now 39 when I look in the mirror.
Hair: brown mid length & boring
Body: 12 up top, 14-16 down below, typical pear
Face: dark eyes, brows & luscious lips- love a bit of red lippy to accentuate, draws attention away from the crows feet!

Like a pasty, wobbly-arsed pile of crap. I've had 2 kids in the last 3 years and it's fair to say they've ruined me. Don't look too bad with clothes on (size 10-12) but without them

At the moment dark hair but that's always changing.
Green eyes.
Voluptuous figure
Size 48 H boobs.
Hitting the big 40 next year. Don't look it or feel it. No signs of any wrinkles as of yet and no signs of neck turkeying.
I think I am quite beautiful.

Thanks too SofaCanary just seen your comment too. It's funny that we don't see ourselves as others see us when we look in the mirror.

5ft, blue eyes, creamy skin tone, grey dark blonde short bob.
Been running hard for the last 3 years and am now a very petite size 6/8. Look better now than I have in years.
Small wrist and hip tattoos that I adore.
Dress scruffy understated: skinny jeans, stripe tops, Ash boots, fitted merino sweaters, plain navy or black dress if going out.
Wear glasses that are hopefully just the right side of geeky.
Been told over the years I look like Kylie. Think it's the height / size.

5:2, slim with too big boobs, dark hair and eyes, pale skin, red lips (naturally), often look tired!

Age 24. Height 5"8. Size 8. Long brown hair although its too thin.

2 kids so bit of a mummy tummy and small droopy boobs courtesy of bfing.

10 years ago I used to get told I looked like Sarah Michelle Gellar. She's only a year younger than me but I expect she's probably aged better probably with more help so if it was true then it probably isn't now.

5'6.5", blondish hair, blue eyes, size 10

Oh, and I'm 38.

5 ft 6 big boobs,hourglass figure,long legs.

Olive skin(one of the two thing's I like about myself),hazel eyes,auburn wavy hair about 8 inches past my shoulders so quite long(the other thing I like about myself)no idea who I look like DH and some mates say I look like Roger Rabbits wife,parents always thought I looked like Audrey Hepburn when she was in Breakfast at Tiffany's when I have my hair up(think it's to do with the eye's)my skin color and my eyes confuse a lot of people which has been a great source of amusement over the years for me when complete strangers have argued with me over where I must be from,had Egypt,Italy,Spain and India so far all wrong lol.

I'm 40, 5ft 9.5in, size 10. Brown hair, dark brown eyes, olive complexion.

I have 'one of those faces'. I'm always being asked where people know me from, if I went to school/university with them, or are from their home town.

I used to get told I looked like CZJ all the time. But have also been told I look like Hayley Mills, Alyssa Milano, Molly Ringwald, and also three blondes () - Agnetha from Abba, Alicia Silverstone and Samantha from Bewitched. I'm sure there are others I have forgotten. I don't think I look like any of these people.

I am 5 foot, size 6-8 top, size 10 on bottom, dyed purple - ish hair in a long bob,heart shape face. Uneven boobs, smaller and saggy now after DS
Blue eyes, pale/fair skin with freckles on my arms. My ears and belly pierced. A few tattoos.
Tiny hands/wrists and size 2 feet
I am mid 20s late 20s but get told I look any age from 16-24 depending on how I have my hair, how much make up and what clothes I am wearing

5 ft 7
12-14 (more on the 14 side)
Messy bob with a fringe, which is various shades of gingery blonde.
Long back which helps me get away with the extra stone
Defined waist, decent boobs.
Very pale skin.
Very blue eyes.
Big hands (hate them)
Some days I look ok. Other days I want to sit in a cupboard with a bag on my head.

Am 40.

I'm 24, 5ft 1, size 12 but hoping to be an 8/10 soonish with the help of Slimming World.
Longish dark blonde hair, blue eyes, short legs and big boobs.

Am 47, 5 ft 7, size 12, long legs, slender arms and hands, no waist to speak of

long dark hair, blue eyes, pale skin, prone to freckles (keep them at bay with SPF 30)

good bits: my height, overall shape is ok, nice arms and hands, no wrinkles (yet), dress quite stylishly, scrub up ok

bad bits: hair thick and unmanageable, lack of waist, lips too thin, would kill for olive skin, look atrocious until have got a bit of make-up on

I'm 41 absolutely huge with long dark hair, and have been told I could very easily be the mother of Sharon Rooney from My Mad Fat Diary.

In my head I look like I did when I was 19, in my passport I look like my own grandmother, it was a bit of a shock!

I am 40, 5ft and a bit, fat, red hair (thank you, live xxl), currently cut into a short bob with the front longer than the back. I have got green eyes. I wear glasses, which are also red. I am ample of bosom. I like to wear long tops and ankle length skirts or wide legged trousers with tunics. I don't care that these are currently deeply unfashionable. I couldn't give a rat's arse about fashion. I never wear heels - actually, apart from when it's raining heavily or its snowing, I wear sandals. I never wear a coat because I hate the way they feel. I have a long cardi that I wear if it's really chilly.

I refuse to dress head to toe in dark colours despite giving my sister palpitations because fatties are supposed to wear black and I wear some bright red, yellow, orange, purple etc too. Brighter the better, cheers me right up.

5'4, size 14, with prominent belly and boobs, very pale, pinkish skin with a few pale freckles, dark blue-grey eyes and very short dark hair with a liberal sprinkle of salt. Features that would euphemistically be described as "strong". Currently look as rough as a badger's arse, as I've not been well.

I'm 43, 5'2, size 12 (which is big for me, teeny tiny frame), huge boobs which I hate, short dark curly hair starting to grey, glasses, pale skin that goes red too quickly. Body is not in good shape at all!

Spent years looking considerably younger than I am but I think the neck is beginning to give my age away.

Today (at work) I am wearing skinny black jeans, a black and grey top and chunky black Nike trainers. I used to wear masses of black, then changed to being more colourful, but am heading back to black these days.