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[CockBollocks]

Salt water Sandals, clicked on link very excitedly. couldn't wait to see these amazing shoes and......

really? REALLY?

Sorry if you have them, but seriously?

Jesus, thise make DD's orange crocs look tasteful, and the socks yikes!

nocomet they have the audacity to have them in the shop window display too. Who actually spends good money on these?

I saw those in office, the sales assistant came over to tell me they look much better on.

On what? A cliff before you shove them off?

I have size 8 feet, can you imagine what they would look like!

for CB

CockBollocks

Or these fetching little numbers for those who need a bit of height. Also available in shiny black.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?client=ms-android-h3g-gb&sa=X&hl=en-GB&tbm=isch&tbnid=JPCiraUJL8oNnM:&imgrefurl=www.aliexpress.com/cheap/cheap-toddler-clown-shoes.html&docid=SZs916eHnWJPqM&imgurl=i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/802488316/free-shipping-Dress-prom-font-b-adult-b-font-font-b-clown-b-font-clothes-set.jpg&w=650&h=879&ei=JKkkU6OHIMGTywOfjIHABQ&zoom=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">You'd look like this, perhaps, CB

Oh, Christ the sandals on here just get worse!

I need some jelly shoes and a pair of sandals because DH and I are off to Cape Verde in 12 days. Weirdly the ones linked don't float my boat!

Why would you need to wear sandals in water? OMG They are Jesus's sandals

I like those nocomet and also waterproof!

I think they're rather lovely

I like ugly shoes

I've only just been shamed out of wearing Crocs outside of the house.

I don't belong in S&B. Will toddle back off to _Chat

I love Saltwaters!