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La Vie en Crepe

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motherinferior · 12/01/2014 16:41

And a new door opens...Grin

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Blackduck · 29/01/2014 09:02

Oh MI do they fit? I saw them 'in the flesh' on Saturday and thought 'no way'.....

motherinferior · 29/01/2014 09:29

They actually do, though cannot insert sheepskin insole yet!

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Blackduck · 29/01/2014 09:30

You must have tiny calves :)

NUFC69 · 29/01/2014 09:33

Thank you, MI. Wink One of my favourite places is Vindolanda - the views are spectacular. On a S and B note, was once fascinated to hear that the Roman women wore leather bras!

I hope everyone has a good day today. No parcels arriving for me - will obviously have to spend more time online.

herbaceous · 29/01/2014 10:06

My Didriksons parka is arriving today. I keep running to the window to see if the UPS van has arrived. I forsee a toasty school run later. Though almost fear it's going to be too warm - I translated one review of the garment from the Finnish, and it said 'once it gets above freezing, this coat is too hot'. No such thing, matey.

No ladyjogging for me today - it's too vile outside. Don't want to spoil my lovely new trainers!

motherinferior · 29/01/2014 10:06

I undid the laces - I have massive, chunky calves! Have been obsessed with their enormity since various boys pointed them out at school!

I am juggling deadlines and putting off Impossible Client, though piece on the outdoors is off. Am also watching, with sardonic amusement, Mr Inferior's attempts to find a babysitter for Friday night (see above for judicious wobbly about being prepared to go out if he sorted it all). So far, all local teenagers have better things to do than spend time with the Inferiorettes.

Oh, but, Crepeys - especially owners of 13 year old boys: is an invite to a personable 13 year old girl to a birthday cinema outing, where the only other attendee is another boy (they've all known each other since primary) a sort of date? DP and I are sniggering and trying to work this out. DD1 appears oblivious. It may of course the other boy is the chief attraction and DD1 is a beard Wink though frankly all their schools are so plastered in posters about being gay and proud that I'd suspect not...

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bigTillyMint · 29/01/2014 10:10

Vindolanda! I don't think I appreciated the views much when I was dragged up there aged 11Smile

bigTillyMint · 29/01/2014 10:12

So, it's DD1 and two boys? Unusual, I would say. But not a date. Unless they themselves are billing it as a date with a gooseberry chaperone!

Blackduck · 29/01/2014 10:21

My social life seems to have taken a turn for the better - out to dinner on Saturday (trying to source babysitter) and the following Friday too..

Ds's temp stymied my choir attempts last night - will have been months by the time I get to go again!

motherinferior · 29/01/2014 10:25

Herbs, the chief exec of Sainsbury's has resigned! Should we send flowers?

I Ladyjogged this morning. Think I need a new running bra. Suspect the wolf-whistle was not at my allure.

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herbaceous · 29/01/2014 10:38

Well let's hope the new J Sains big cheese keeps up the good work on the clothes front.

I have yet to have a shower today, for fear of missing the parka delivery. And yet another builder is coming round shortly to quote for fixing the cock up.

hattymattie · 29/01/2014 11:56

MI - not a date - just mates - my DD's often do this (given that they can't get along with girls).

BTM - good luck with your DD - I begin to dread them coming back with their school stories.

By the way I'm feeling very left out in the mail order stakes.

motherinferior · 29/01/2014 12:02

Just mates it is, then. Which is v nice as DD1 does have a lot of female friends but is at a girls' school (not my option of choice but I really like the school - lot of her male classmates went to the boys' comp including the two in question) so doesn't hang out with blokes much.

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lalsy · 29/01/2014 12:36

That is very nice. My dd when younger was sometimes considered an honorary boy for birthday purposes, and has male friends who, somewhat older, were considered honorary girls when it came to sleepovers (so they didn't have to risk getting mugged going home late). Seemed to work Smile

lalsy · 29/01/2014 12:37

My ds, on the other hand, might as well be at a boys' school as far as I can tell.....his view seems to be girls are all very well but many of them can go for hours without kicking a ball...

herbaceous · 29/01/2014 12:39

My parka has arrived! It is snugger than a snug thing. Has a slight propensity to stick out, but assume this will soften up with age. The hood has a bizarre stick out thing at the back - presumably to accommodate hats, ponytails, etc - but I can live with it...

wilbur · 29/01/2014 12:40

Is it to early for lunch? Bloody starving at the moment, which is a disaster as I have no energy for weight management. Cold weather always does this to me - at least I have been eating a lot of virtuous soup with nice bread and cheese.

MI - doesn't sound like an actual date, but it may be a shot over the bow, so to speak, a way of checking if a girl might, at some unspecified time in the future, be willing to spend more time with said boy. I would say a further clue might be if he offers to buy her popcorn.

I'm trying to compose a letter to my mum's best friend (and spare mum-figure to me, really, the only person who turned up to see me in my school nativity play as Angel Gabriel). She is Australian and lived here for many years and then her kids moved her back to Oz as most of them had moved over there and she was getting a bit forgetful and needed sheltered housing. I just found out one of her grandsons has been killed in a car accident age 12 and I am so, so Sad. I didn't know him, but for her to have such a loss, so late in life (she's 81), it must be awful.

bigTillyMint · 29/01/2014 12:45

Snugger than a snug thing sounds very Envy in this weather!

lalsy · 29/01/2014 14:04

Wilbur, that is so sad.

Stropperella · 29/01/2014 14:16

Oh wilbur, that is so sad about your friend's grandson. :( And that's a tough letter to have to write.

I have behaved badly/madly and am feeling really ill. Dd is off school and didn't behave particularly well this morning, so the day didn't start well. The night wasn't much cop either. But I have just spend several hours ranting and raving at dh. I have told him I want to sell the house and go and live by myself, I am a total failure as a parent (as all my children seem to want to do is lie on the sofa and watch crap on the tv), I need to get rid of all animals and garden as I can't cope with it and no one else is interested in any of it. And I don't have a hope in hell of getting any other work as I am an utter waste of space and an incompetent idiot. And there is no more work of the sort that I have been doing for the past 14 years, so I can't support any of them. And I should never have had children or got married. Ever. Because it's all just a big millstone round my neck as I'm too useless to do any decent work and support it all.

And dd will have heard all of it, presumably, as a lot of it involved screaming. The dog is acting traumatised.

I daresay this means that I am actually bonkers and need the poxy medication. That doesn't make me feel any better. I've always been a bit strange, but I didn't actually used to be bonkers. Not that it really makes any difference, I suppose.

I don't really know what to do with myself. I keep trying to do the right thing, but I really don't seem to be able to get anything right, no matter how hard I try. The problem is that people look at me (including my own family) and wonder why the hell I'm not out there working in a decent job. They don't realise that I look at me and wonder that too and hate myself for it. I've spent 30 years trying to work that out and I still don't know why I'm such a useless heap of jelly.

I know I shouldn't post this, but actually I really don't know what to do with myself.

Blackduck · 29/01/2014 14:28

Oh Stropps :( I wish I was there and could give you a huge hug and pour you a large glass of wine.

You are not a failure, or a useless parent or any of that. If I can help in anyway please let me know - bed for a night or three? Time away, a phone call or anything. Please keep talking, I don't know what to suggest but am here for you.

And if you can be that articulate you clearly are not bonkers

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wordassociationfootball · 29/01/2014 14:29

Oh Strops... I am lurking instead of eating biscuits....

A lot of this isn't real. It's brain chemistry whirling because of the meds. You're not well right now. Please don't let yourself make anymore judgements on yourself.

wordassociationfootball · 29/01/2014 14:31

Call the doctors for advice. Maybe you should be prescribed something.

wilbur · 29/01/2014 14:31

Oh stropps - poor, poor you. Don't worry about posting at all, but it does sound to me like you should make an emergency appt with your doctor and go back on the meds. If they work and life is easier on them, why worry about being on them long term? If you had diabetes, the medication would just part of life, right? You wouldn't feel you had to find a way to come off it. By the way, I would say you are not bonkers - you make perfect sense and just sound totally overwhelmed by everything, which is a symptom of anxiety & depression. I am one of life's gibberers as well, and often experience a complete disconnect between when I think my life is worth and what, if I manage a bit of objectivity, it actually is worth. Would your gp refer you for counselling along with the meds - would that help? It seems there is a huge amount going on in your life, both past and present, and maybe now is the time to start exploring it more thoroughly?

wordassociationfootball · 29/01/2014 14:32

People are not judging you like this. Not in the way you think. (they're obsessing about their own crap, mostly)