The Crepe Papers

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Did it!

Btm they are a work of genius.!!!
May have to Pinterest that.( new horizontal internet obsession)

That is shit Crem. Hope your scar gets sorted out quickly. Would you like me to send you a little light up "Chanuka Bush" that changes colour, for your mantlepiece?

I want a hot chocolate lolly! Right now!

Sorry it's all taking so long, Crem, no wonder you're fed up.
Stropps, have a pat and a gold star from me too.
QQ, I've tried to get DD to do her own washing but she leaves it so long, I always crack before she does. If she gave me cheek about it, though, I'm sure I could hold out indefinitely

Last day of secondment today, they managed to make me feel very guilty and a little sad about leaving (but still hugely relieved).

Had an early night planned but have spent a fruitless hour and a half searching for my missing eternity ring . Hope DD has borrowed it to try on (fingers crossed)

Oh Auriga BTW I would like to suggest The Lacuna for In Your Pants (I had another candidate but have forgotten).

right. I have to be busy today. If you see me here at all, tell me to bog off.

oh and before I go, if we need another thread before this evening (!) my recommendation is Crepes and Mulled Whine.

Cremo - so sorry to hear that it all isn't healing as well as it should - much strength!

Stropps - here, have lots of gold stars....

Dp is back and vowing never to go to the US ever again. (thank god flight to Mexico - which has dropped in price again - grrr - is direct)

I am in a state of rantiness at work, and should be focussing on interview on Friday but feeling 'meh'

MI - bog off ;)

Ladies, you are geniuses (genii?)! Thank you for brill ideas - I am going to some mulled wine kits and some hot choc kits for the Ikea mugs. BTM - love those lolly ideas, have made a note.

Crem - I love Pinterest too - my online home is a thing of great beauty and style...

Oooh, more in your pants - we are loving that game and most snorting so far has been to The Tempest in Your Pants and Lady and the Tramp in Your Pants.

We've had Saving Private Ryan in your pants
&
Mrs Henderson Presents in your pants ( from my mother)

Santa Claus in your pants.

Miracle on 34th Street in your pants.
Elf in your pants.

Bad Santa in your pants

I've done today's feature. And had a 'meeting' with my friend the beauty journalist, which will generate some work (and DD1 is in eyelined heaven). And sent out some commissions. And secured some editing that may take up a chunk of the weekend but hell, it's paid. Have just realised that of course Christmas not only costs, it's two non-earning weeks....

The Magic Toyshop In Your Pants

The War of the Worlds in your pants.

I'm not even going to start on the cookbook titles...

Am loving Bad Santa in your pants! Can't we have that as the next thread title? That should attract some newbies

Am loving Bad Santa in your pants! Can't we have that as the next thread title? That should attract some newbies

Sorry, using up valuable end of thread space there!

Home Alone in your pants

The Perfect Storm in your pants

Bugs Life in your pants

(how old are we? )

Bad Santa in your Pants has to be the best line!

Crepeys In Your Pants

Quick someone do a -daring-- new thread. I have urgent Ucas queries and wwydos needing answered

Or Christmas Crepeys in your pants!

You could have Chicken Run in your pants?

Crepes and Mulled Whine in your pants?!

I'm a sensitive soul, I may need counselling now - "Bad Santa in your pants" indeed..

Come on, quick, this is going to be 999 - someone start a new "in your pants" thread!

New thread here