Hurrah, BD!
Well, I started the day with my Ladyjog (up to three minutes of solid running, look at me go, wheee!) and then came back to discover the house in uproar because the Big Male Cat had brought in a dead squirrel. The Inferiorettes were actually pinned in DD2's room with the corpse and the murderer prowling right outside while DP was in the shower...and then, even more terrifyingly, they looked out and it had disappeared.
By the time I got in DD1 was dramatically late for her 8am start - she has a German before-school class - to the point where she had just stopped worrying; I took a chance on the vile South Circular traffic and ordered her into the car and drove her (I never, ever usually do this but it wasn't exactly her fault) while DP cleared up the gore and located the dead squirrel by following Murderer Cat upstairs. Found it warm, under DD2's bed.
The good thing was that the traffic was clear
so at least DD1 got to school on time. And I missed the whole excitement. Though am now not sure about being alone in house with MC, obviously.