Ok.....my VW trauma, tried and failed to be brief.........for Foxy and Marsha and anyone else with time....prepare to cry......
One Christmas,about 6yrs ago, we were packing the car to go to stay with family in London. Noticed a suspicious bin bagged package containing 2 pink VW bags snooper
For most ladies obsessed with fashion this would be exciting.....married to my DH,who is good with safe jewellery (which I like) but terrible with fashion, it made me feel a bit sick.
By Christmas Day I was extremely nervous. I am a terrible liar, speak before processing anything via my brain and show everything on my face.
The whole family had noticed the 2 pink bags under the tree.....and of course I had to open them in front of everyone. 
By now, my MNV friends, you probably know that I'm a very safe,kind of classic dresser, I'm not really cutting edge....I love VW tailoring (although don't own any) think its second to none, and adore her dresses, they do wonders for a woman's body...but somehow the chances of getting one of her dresses in the right colour and size seemed just a step to far for my DH (who once bought me a size 34a bra with size 18 knickers as a Christmas pressie!!)
It was HORRENDOUS!!
My present was a hold all sized white hand bag with neon yellow and green graffiti like print scribbled all over it and natural leather handles, and bless him, he'd bought the matching purse too![Shock] Nice for some, but at the time I didn't really spend on handbags and was
because with the money I could have had an amazing classic,investment bag. The VW shop where I live is right next to Mulberry, Louis Vuitton and Harvey Nichols!!!!
need a face crying here
Anyway, there was a metaphorical drum roll and sharp intake of breath as I opened the bag....and I was
and
and 
DH "You don't like it"
SIL " it's very 'Different',
Mil " what a colourful bag"
I squeaked " it's lovely"
Horrible,horrible, shit, shit, shit!!!!! He'd done it with the best intentions. But I really can't stress how much I hated that bag and was gutted and didn't want to offend by saying it was horrid. He did say it was the last time he'd surprise me phew and I did feel really bad.
Anyway on our way back from London, we popped in to our VW shop and got a credit note. I eventually boughtb2 VW bags which I kind of like.
About 6months later, when we could laugh about it, DH explained "why?"
- He wanted to surprise me
- He knew I liked to have if different stuff not MNV different obv
- There's a v stylish female partner in his office who wears VW bags with her serious,plain business wear and he had always thought she looked cool but I don't do BW
Luckily we have recovered.....I felt v bad for a long time because I realised he'd really tried and it was a lovely (if risky) thought. I'm not very good at unsubtle hinting, and think it presumptuous anyway..........now what happens is I give him a comprehensive Xmas and birthday list, usually very cheap stuff (Books etc) but if we're ever out shopping (about once every 2 years because he hates shopping) and I see something that I like he'll buy it then (like my ring).
Now we say "oh is that a VW?" meaning a "bad idea"!